Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. @fabric Product Manager @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
Shake 'n bake.
There's a science to walking through windows.Newton: "Im looking at this truck like, someone has to be dead....Someone must have me in his fantasy league"
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A radio scan from December 8th, 1980. http://t.co/p6t5R8e1ra
@omid I will sacrifice a plate of bacon in your honor, sir. Best of luck out there.
Your org structure is reflected in the systems you develop. Inefficiencies in the former are realized in the latter. http://t.co/XRpDq6Gb4f
BEAM-A-ZING. Not sure what it means but it feels important. http://t.co/HuOLcQs7bX@AymanFMustafa thank you@keltonlynn @kevinthau @jjlauer @KristinK @miradu @mrcs @Casedavis START 40404@deefer @ducker …and run out of some family establishments@auroberjo thanks, bud!Fact: @ducker sat next to me in a meeting once. I put it on my resume. #twitterflightMe and @jstpierre's promo video is out for our new R&B group, "P.M. Dawn" http://t.co/QpTQEqVXms@kdwalker I ghost write for timbalandJust composed a poem! #cannonballapp #adventure http://t.co/x3qMNPZXqM.@dickc really went all out for my birthday today. http://t.co/ex3NK7EWMP@keltonlynn yup. Glad to have you up along the ride.@episod :) I added an oauth joke just for you@episod so glad you're here
I packed my bags tonight, pre-@Flight. Zero hour, nine a.m. And I'm gonna be rehearsed As a pro by then.
Hearing The City erupt with cheers never gets old.
When life gets too overwhelming, I stop, take a deep breath, and remind myself that we're finally getting a proper Dumb and Dumber sequel."storyboards are incompatible with truth and beauty." :) https://t.co/fDRSSZnfMc
@WarBlogle we've done it before, we'll do it again
The Todd Gurley Snitch Was A Spiteful Memorabilia Dealer http://t.co/93pT9hdUmN
@mccv @isaach @truebe show's hose is Michael Landon, former commercial investor, now angel@mccv @isaach @truebe "…every 10 miles hiked, we offer you a small taste of water with the promise of more later. we call them RSUs"@isaach @truebe startup idea: Hacker Halfway House, a place to acclimate to being on the outside. Cheap food, slow internet, positive energy@mccv agreed@kevinthau thanks, KT!@mnengle thanks michael!@pallenau thanks, patrick!
.@cjuzomah81 with the Lutzie on the TD might be my new favorite thing
@harmophone it's a weird price. i pushed to make it $142.19, but they wanted to round down for taxes
Michael Phelps' BAC of 0.16 just barely beat out Milorad Cavic's 0.15
@JayGTate that counts as property in Louisiana
I don't really consider anything a legit, internet-crushing exploit until it has 1) a catchy name, and 2) a flashy logo.@thuske @scottkelley i bet the Refrigerator is a beast at fishing walls@thuske i imagine you sitting in a dark, cold cabin, crimping CAT-5 by the fire. in the distance, a coyote screams.
I hope that I'm able to go out with a walk-off.
Is that an iPhone 6 Plus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me act like I've always wanted to carry a massive phone?
@manuel thanks!Achieved a life-long goal of buying my mom a house this weekend. Incredible feeling.
.@SInow Yeah, and I bet he's really hoping to see the Empire State Building before the game kicks off"No good deed goes unpunished." - title of my forthcoming book on home buying
Everyone in Seattle just put on their sad flannel. Pearl Jam's Vitalogy plays in the background. A light ran falls.
@aunder sounds like you work at a circus"Shippin' ain't easy."I don't know, guys, I've always been bullish on phablets.
I blame the guy with the scarfI hear the Amazon site is still up and their phones are only $0.99This time tomorrow we'll all be like, "No, I've always loved phablets. I never said that."
SAY ALUMINUMDammit. I still don't know how to say "move to the back!" on the bus.I can't wait for both of those screens to show me beautiful, large zeros.Apps? Scale. Streams? Fail.This is what it would've been like if we lost the Cold War, FYIomg it's a car!!!!!!!!!!!THE HOTTEST TV TRUCK SCHEDULE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLDTAKE MY MONEY
Clinton-Dix couldn't stop that play in last year's Iron Bowl, either.So… the next Legal Happy Hour is at the Whitehouse, right? cc: @amac :)
The older I get, the more I realize that putting on a pastel polo transforms you into an asshole.
Steve Spurrier tells it like it is.
This American Life. "A 9-year-old girl learning to fire a submachine gun…" http://t.co/qUlNQk21V9
Now that it's in Northern California, shouldn't we call it "e-bola"?
My trivia team name for the night: ISIS ISIS Baby.
@pallenau I wish. Huntsville. Plains for football soon, I hope. We'll get a beer.Drinking sweet tea in the sun on a hot, humid day in Alabama. It's been too long, old friend.