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Eva C Scanlan @ThatEvaOne NYC via Ireland.

Dubliner in New York. Theatre & Events Producer: @terranovaNYC, Darling & Company, #24HrDub @abbeytheatre. All controversial/hilarious views my own.

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Maspeth: where hope goes to die.
3/4
2015
Someone just put the idea of applying for a greencard in my head. THIS DOES NOT HELP with the overwhelming sense of panic.
3/3
2015
My favourite shows are the ones with no opening credits.Second @Seamless order of the day. I feel proud of myself.HIVEMIND: Someone decide for me: #Broadchurch or #CallTheMidwife. Compelling argument / first reply wins.
3/2
2015
I'm ready to join the church of #KonMari.Safe travels, don't die, don't die, safe travels, don't die. (This is a weird tweet, yes, but one must share an #earworm to exorcise it.)So the good news is that this morning's deep tissue massage left me in such pain, I can no longer distinguish the original pulled muscle!
3/1
2015
In other news, a pulled muscle / trapped nerve in my neck is both excruciatingly sore and numbing half my head at the same time. #Stroke?I was #TeamWhiteAndGold up until about five minutes ago, until I saw #BlueAndBlack. Now I DOUBLY don't care.“@59E59: RT Annie Golden of @OITNB to star in @terranovanyc UNDERLAND at @59E59http://t.co/z8FwOEaXn8 http://t.co/PjEaO2EpjT”Go Annie!
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2/27
2015
@BeccaTheSM Treat Yo'Self http://t.co/j6bH2eIgdCThings I'll never understand / never stop tweeting my confusion about: why toothpaste ads are shot with a handheld camera. #Edgy #dogme95Puts 'dress' into Twitter search. Watches the internet lose its damn mind.@TophHooperton The internet has shit the bed over this dress and I am so out of the loop. Halp. Explain.@MissKeelyD I heard about the llamas, but what's this about a dress that's suddenly in every tweet on my timeline?@keatsara I'm just learning about #llamadrama now... If I was a little more productive, I'd have missed this altogether.
2/26
2015
i hadn't even considered this http://t.co/l0exiil51a
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanOpening SOCIAL SECURITY by Christina Masciotti and @terranovanyc at the @BushwickStarr tonight! Come see! http://t.co/CuHhYhSKf8
2/25
2015
@BuzzFeedAndrew Wikipedia is on it http://t.co/Xdaf8N7gaU
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@AODhubhshlaine Your Swiss finishing school called - you're retroactively expelled. Turn in your beret and sash at the door.Good morning everyone! http://t.co/0fIuquU3rv
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2/23
2015
Aged 18, I'd luckily never come close to death or grief - this was my first experience of it and it tore me up. It still does. Poor Fergs.16 yrs ago today, I took my cat to the vet to be put to sleep. To this day, I can't listen to the song that was playing on the radio.@stagestricken It's about @pepperslaughter, really.Watching #ITTheatreawards via Twitter from a tech in Brooklyn. Congratulations to all the nominees and winners!I'm in tech @BushwickStarr for the next 3 days for @terranovanyc and Christina Masciotti's SOCIAL SECURITY. It's fun and warm.Calling the shots: @stagestricken on a life in the day of a stage manager http://t.co/c9Tt7LPUit http://t.co/CE8QNmubmu
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanWHY is @IrishTimes continuing to give documented wingnut/fundamentalist Breda O'Brien front & centre coverage on their site? Clickbait?Gorgeous campaign images by Niall Sweeney: Full (free to use) suite of JPEGS & print ready >> https://t.co/chwLXK48Zn http://t.co/fdiDIiKdoA
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanMy special skill is picking the wrong end of the train every single time.
2/22
2015
@dagmarvellous That seems a pretty traumatic milestone. Stay strong!@lostplum Hey, me too. Can we blame a full moon or something? 🙅Please RT: Free public resource of images (jpeg/pdf/gif) ready for printing/sharing supporting #MarRef YES https://t.co/7WEFkpgnIg
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanOh for the love of Satan... RT @spillaneda: Downward Dog Pose may be bringing you closer to the mouth of hell. http://t.co/MZudSDne4sRadiant beauty aside, our stage manager, Caoimhe Regan, rocks. It's in @IrishTimesCultr, it must be true. http://t.co/foYrh06ElK #24hrdub
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2/21
2015
Working on an app that's like Tinder except your only choices are Cellino & Barnes.
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2/19
2015
@lostplum I THINK I have ingredients in my kitchen for when I get home, but it is wise to make pancakes at 11pm?
2/17
2015
Less than thrilled by the prospect of going out in the cold tomorrow morning. But excited to get fresh air for the first time since Friday!Election 2016 Reminder; Every GOP Google ad you click on cost that candidate $4-$8. So click away! Make Chris Christie pay!
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2/16
2015
@ConorHanratty It can be a sister-blog to my upcoming ‘Not A Thing’ series.@MeganKosmoski Is there an ice-cream truck where you are? Because it’s MINUS A BILLION up here.
2/15
2015
Something Good Can Work by @TDCinemaClub is my go-to Get It Done song. And it's on repeat.Just saw a photo of Jonny Sexton's eye. HOLY MOTHERING JAYSUS. #IRLvFRAHappy Anna Howard Shaw Day! http://t.co/WeLV7PBCbJ
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanIt's done???? It's DONE. CHRIST. #IRLvFRA@RoryOMurchu I'm dying.CMON, Ireland. Finish this jaysusing match. #IRLvFRA@RoryOMurchu 48 seconds. Keep your knickers on.@RoryOMurchu Though I don’t know why I’m remotely surprised. France always play like shit, get our hopes up, and nail it in the final ten.@RoryOMurchu Those French sure know how to RUIN Valentine’s Day and romance.@RoryOMurchu My twitter feed is telling me Barnes isn’t doing the best job.The @RTERadio1 feed keeps cutting out at the exciting moments. :( #IRLvFRA
2/14
2015
I'm thinking of making something really bloody huge happen. HUGE. Think big. Because why the hell not? When in doubt...#hustle.The Happy Ring House. #IrishSexPositions@AODhubhshlaine Actual lol.The This Is The Start Of It Now. #IrishSexPositionsThe Dog and Pony Show. #IrishSexPositionsThe Pennys-Five-Euro Special. #IrishSexPositionsThe Cute Hoor. #IrishSexPositionsA Big Turn-out. #IrishSexPositions#IrishSexPositions The One-Finger Wave. (Can be upgraded to two fingers if not a total stranger.)#IrishSexPositions The Snack Box, The Grand Stretch, and The Wooden Spoon are all pretty standard.
2/13
2015
A truckload of photos from #24hrdub over on our Book of Face https://t.co/fQc9CQyV7s Huge thanks to http://t.co/e2PjjNX9ei RELIVE! ENJOY!
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@AODhubhshlaine Yknow, that’s the ONE thing it’s missing.Holy moly - the salad I just got at GreenStreets Salads in Bushwick is amazing.Just waiting for all the men to arrive before the abortion legislation is voted down http://t.co/0Nsoa5IZXR
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2/10
2015
Last night Kanye totally inspire me to support and fight for true artistry. So today I bought Beck's album Morning Phase. Thank ya Yeezus;)
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanLoad-in week! You know what that means! Ice-pack on the janky toe.@avb @AKuchlewska They know their audience.
2/9
2015
@TophHooperton #Youths!@TophHooperton I did. Now what?'i feel like nobody likes me' therapist: *under his breath* maybe it's because you're a giant whiny baby 'what?' therapist: i said go on
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@DonnettaLavinia Huh! I had no idea she danced. Was that her on SNL a couple of weeks back too?In NO universe is that Stay With Me song actually better than Take Me To Church. Jesus. Exasperated sigh.@DonnettaLavinia Was that actually Kristen Wiig??!Oh, Shia.Ok, that was a KIND of hilarious move by Kanye West. #GRAMMYsI still think there's a chance that Lady Gaga is somehow Weekend At Berniesing Tony Bennett. #GRAMMYs
Retweeted by Eva C ScanlanLady Gaga is fake-tanned to the approximately the same color of dude’s upright bass. #GRAMMYsYeah, good job standing up to rape and domestic violence, Grammys, R. Kelly and Chris Brown noms really showed where it’s at.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@kateoriot If THAT was his quietest moment in the show, I pity that guy. #LIVE@kateoriot Totally. He's all: COME on, you guys! NOT the time! (As if he didn't write the show-order / script himself?!)For the playeres, thei shal playen, And the hateres eke shal haten; Yet as for me, Ich trowe that Ich shall shaken, Shaken yt me-from.
Retweeted by Eva C Scanlan@kateoriot #HISS http://t.co/xUaH4qup2y@kateoriot YES. I want to take a pic of him to the salon and say ‘Do this. Gimme the @Hozier special.'@kateoriot He’s only 23 or something. Such inappropriate thoughts.This song. Mmmmf. #GRAMMYs [Missed opportunity for a #manbun though. Just saying.]@DonnettaLavinia Aha. Yeah. It’s all a little same-y. I only care about @Hozier winning his category. Phenomenal song.Also, is @gwenstefani injecting virgin souls into her eyeballs or something. She hasn’t aged in 20 years. #GRAMMYs@DonnettaLavinia I’ve never understood the Grammys.Aren’t all the categories KIND of the same? Best Song/Best Pop Song/Best Pop Performance?@DonnettaLavinia Dee-hive, E-hive… this works with pretty much anything.This ELO set is EVERYTHING. Hey you with the pretty face! #GRAMMYs@ProResting There's no subtle way to do that.@ConorHanratty Ain’t that the WORST? It’s like an annoying child.@LisaGarvo Total LASH-bag!
2/8
2015
@LisaGarvo @AODhubhshlaine It'll be the lynchpin of your HBO comedy special. 'Y'know what's weird about obscure European languages...'@enormous @McMahonPhilly Sure we knew that already.@AODhubhshlaine @LisaGarvo But then the laughter came back. #Corpsing http://t.co/Hy1PnFv9GE@LisaGarvo @AODhubhshlaine You obviously hadn't come up with your Gallicmite / Gallictite line yet, Garvs.
2/6
2015
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