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Graphic designer. Photographer. Mac sysadmin. Fixer of things. Maker of stuff. Closet hipster.

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@Gordon_Keenan @nicsnycdeli if we ever find ourselves in Scotland, it will be on the list.We were going to try a @krispykreme doughnut today, but when we saw they charge £1.60 EACH we decided they can fuck off... £1.60, I ask you.
2/1
2015
These 'sports makers' that are invading my workplace today sure do move slowly for sporty people. Get Out The Way!
1/30
2015
Oh, A Case of You... for #Acoustic6Music ah! I could go on forever...Or my favorite Led Zeppelin tune after Kasmir, Going to California for #Acoustic6Music which was written about Joni Mitchell.The great @Guy_Garvey (clang) put me onto the wonderful Buckstacey by RM Hubbard, surely a contender for #Acoustic6Music
1/25
2015
Waaah business jokes. Suits spluttering the free bacon sandwiches over their glossy promotional materials.Suits everywhere. #corporate #whorebaggery I feel a little out of place with my workboots and flatcap. At least I'm wearing a shirt.
1/23
2015
If only there was an app that could save pages quickly like Pocket, catagorise like Pinterest and search like Evernote. PocPinNote?And here was me thinking, only today, that Switzerland was possibly a good place to live #oops #swissfranc
1/16
2015
Good to see @BTPcafes @DapperSigns in this @guardian feature on revival of handpainted signs http://t.co/KWjueuj9EN http://t.co/NXe18y3QOr
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1/15
2015
Currently listening to: Brian Eno, Music For Airports.
1/14
2015
Vote now: ▫️a fuckstick of meetings ▫️a spatchcock of meetings ▫️a herpes of meetings ▫️a murder of meetings ▫️a holocaust of meetings
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianOne accident in #bristol and this happnens... http://t.co/kYJoTJbTxc
1/13
2015
“@verge:Is Apple about to launch a totally redesigned, 12-inch MacBook Air? http://t.co/BG1nfzEpps http://t.co/QitI8AXVma” I bloody hope so!
1/6
2015
So that Millennium Falcon partwork will cost you £899 once you've bought all 100 issues. Wow. That seems like a good idea.@_youhadonejob Health & SafetyWarning. http://t.co/1DrMXGG2wQ
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianHappy new year bastards.
1/1
2014
Tonight I will be cooking chilli, maybe have a whiskey, try to stay awake until midnight. #NewYearInflate. All is good. Leave for 24 hours > Utterly devoid of air. I'm not imagining it.Bemused how a new tyre, tube and rim tape hasn't solved my self deflating front tyre. #winter #cycling
12/31
2014
If you haven’t spent all your credit filling your empty lives with pointless plastic crap, good news! Sales start online NOW! Merry Xmas.Tired. Aching. Feel sick. Headache. Hasn’t touched a drop either. Merry ficking Xmas.Merry oh fuck off.
12/24
2014
Strikes me that unless you have stupid fast rock solid wifi, Handoff phone calls does not work…NEWS! Sales of ‘any old shit’ expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping http://t.co/zq52HarjTC
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12/23
2014
Would I pay money for a PS4? No. Did I just enter a competition to win an anniversary edition? YesIt's a funny old thing, time. You sit down to do a little bit of work that will be 30 min. Then you realize you've been there for two hours.@paper_smiths Good news. I'll be in!@paper_smiths Do you stock Smith Journal? A deciding factor of if I brave Clifton at Christmas today!
12/22
2014
#ThisJustIn // What do you think of the new Torus helmet from @bikeonscott? Take a closer look http://t.co/UELUha6xCN http://t.co/nvzNKzEuGo
Retweeted by Grumpy Technician@amazonhelp rather than targeting individual aspects of your business you want to push, if offering credit, make it universal! #thoughsSweet! @AmazonUK gave me £2 credit to spend on the android app store. All I need now is an android device to use it.
12/19
2014
@GuyAdamsAuthor it's true. Wouldn't want to just read your words exclusively. Spread the joy. Words and pictures. It's about my level.@GuyAdamsAuthor bollocks. I’m sure I said something more complimentary to you in 2003. Next week? Yeah maybe. It’s cheaper than your books.@GuyAdamsAuthor I’m so very glad…@GuyAdamsAuthor read it. Forgot how good 2000AD was. Will have to get it regularly again. Remember when it was Still Only 50p?Bof. Too many things to do before I go to work. too many things to do before it all closes for two weeks.I'd forgotten what a mess pinterest is.
12/18
2014
Some fucker called @GuyAdamsAuthor has infected my copy of 2000AD not once but twice! Man alive … whatever next.Sometimes working here has benefits. Like being able to use all the equipment after work to make things. No chance of owning half this stuffIf yesterday taught me anything, it was I am happiest when making something. I've got to do this full time for sake of my sanity.
12/17
2014
Gin on a school night. Not to be recommended, but it seemed like such a good idea at the time.
12/15
2014
Probably going to go to the city centre tomorrow and shop with the fleshy 3d people. Once a year is acceptable.I love bikes. I like the way they look. I love that it’s free transport. I just wish they had a motor, and cup holders, and could carry 8x4.I can’t stop listening to Lazaretto. Must have been in at least 15 times today. #freelancejukebox
12/13
2014
Working week over. Busy weekend of creatively rewarding awaiting. #quotidian #wage #enslavementAsked by a snr mgr today why I wasn’t wearing a #ChristmasJumper I don’t own one, I said. ‘Well you should get one’. You don’t pay me enoughI know the system is slow today, but I just don’t care.
12/12
2014
We’re on the road again. #MOTpassI could have a winning lotto ticket, but I can’t check be user the national lottery site is down for maintenance once again… #feaver
12/11
2014
So the MOT brake test blew a brake line. Better to happen there I suppose. #onethingafteranother
12/10
2014
MOT retest. 8.30 tomorrow morning. The day of reckoning.
12/9
2014
Needless to say there's no mention of a returns number on the @EuroCarParts invoice. The number is for 'feedback'. Should have gone to GSFSo I wait in line @EuroCarParts for 20 mins then told I have phone to get a return number. Back at the arse end of the line now.Just what is it that the counter guy does at eurocarparts? They vanish for hours and come back with a single nut, of the wrong size.
12/8
2014
Another fire alarm. Waiting. #stillnofireLesson No1: never keep anything you want to keep on a work machine. Always put it in the cloud. Dropbox has saved my arse entirely today.Basically, today I will mostly be waiting for machines to finish what they’re doing.Waiting #facebook http://t.co/p4eCSiURR9Waiting. #munki http://t.co/It5dPsxXvvWaiting. #restore http://t.co/hEqDQzeQ2G
12/5
2014
Answer the bastard question, Osbourne. #AutumnStatement
12/4
2014
I have a tooth that feels too big. This is usually expensive. #nhsdentists #whatnhsdentistsLooks like if you want to break Airmail.app, you need to pay £6.99 and get the new one. I'll stick with v1.7, thanks.It's all very strange.What is going on with @twitter this week? First my account was suspended, now my email is invalid, got messages from people I don't follow.
12/2
2014
Apparently my account was syspended for some kind of spam reason. But I posted nothing recently!#firstworldproblems indeed. Just had a mis-plunge on my caffettiere, hot coffee all over the desk.@virginmedia Superhub 1, in modem mode into a TPLink N600 - it gets wifi everywhere, not just the room the hub is in!@virginmedia very much plugged in with a Cat5e.
12/1
2014
@Gordon_Keenan @virginmedia for them, yes, the price per byte is extraordinary.I am so glad that I pay @virginmedia £65pcm for 'superfast' fibre... http://t.co/qhnV9T4VamInDesign just fucked up my Illustrator layer import. If I wanted eight duplicate art boards, I would have made them. #startagainUnlike Windows 8, which freaked out at the presence of the adapter. #windows8 #dontneeditanymoreGot to love Ubuntu. Plug in Bluetooth adpater, it's instantly recognised and connects to my Hive speaker, no issues.
11/30
2014
And if anyone wants to buy me a new linen tester or square, you’re more than welcome.Just pulled the trigger on the first Christmas present. It has begun.My wireless mouse batteries are flat. I have no spares. #firstworldproblems
11/29
2014
Black Friday bargains. Did you buy them because you needed them or because it was cheap?
11/28
2014
BlackFridayUK, where some retailers offer a 3-5% discount and call it a bargain.Woo. It's almost Black Friday. You know, the day after thanksgiving... oh yeah, we don't have that. Black Friday!
11/26
2014
Just went outside for a smoke. That was a bad idea without a coat. #bitnippyYup. Just replaced the system font with San Fransisco. http://t.co/6XCSbB7Tuc
11/25
2014
Yes, you can have depth in flat design, but it will look dreadful.I had two pints of beer on Saturday evening and I still feel like shit. Why?!? I think a pig shat in my brain!3 degrees, frost on the car. That's winter, that is.@SarahKSilverman That's just the way young people look these days if they're not looking at an iPhone.Simple solution to city centre diesel pollution: don't drive to the city centre. I haven't been to central Bristol for years. Not much there
11/24
2014
“@dwell: This British barn was converted into a collaborative and creative space: http://t.co/orOhp5DnyO http://t.co/L9kM7gwVRl” stunning53+ of the Best Free Image Sources for Your Next Blogpost or Update: http://t.co/CefqEErRbj http://t.co/Wy5789idze
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianReal life coders annoyances: when writing something in (parenthesis) ios or Word doesn’t automatically close them. Why not?!You can wash your hands, but how do you know the last person to touch that toilet door isn't a dirty bastard that didn't? Oh the humanity.If you surround yourself with negative people, be prepared to get dragged down to their level. It’s time for change.Xerox. Oh Xerox. Why do you mess me about so? I give you toner, you report none available. I replace your fuser, you report the error still.I love the way Ubuntu has the ability to work daily for weeks, then pop! Suddenly it's got a problem with the SD card reader and won't boot.
11/21
2014
So @evernote for iPad doesn't work... Just crashes on launch, every time.. Delete reinstall. Same issue. Delete!
11/20
2014
What exactly does all this council tax get spent on?@JACKfmBristol I regret buying another lotto ticket. I had it all (£2) then lost the lot. Should have bought a coffee.So if you live in Dorset or Devon, you get a radon test for free, but live in Bristol, in an area high in radon, you have to pay. Great.
11/19
2014
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