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Graphic designer. Photographer. Mac sysadmin. Fixer of things. Maker of stuff. Closet hipster.

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Joined Twitter 6/19/08

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DOWNLOAD NOW free FONT BELLABOO, great handwritten font. #freegoodiesfordesigners #freefont #typography http://t.co/Hks3u6cNSw
3/30
2015
Every time you bitch About something I design I'll remove a port. #Apple #haiku
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3/28
2015
I've eaten yoghurt with more intelligence than the people I've been dealing with today.
3/27
2015
Can’t understand why the corporation won’t buy me that £1000 5k 27 inch monitor. I new it for… reasons? Things? Productivity or something.
3/24
2015
Tutor says they have students interested in wet process photography. Good news! Cyanotypes & photograms. Stop wasting my time.
3/23
2015
Ubuntu gnome + numix + all the ram I can add = one sweet system. #ubuntugnome
3/22
2015
Just get it done.Now i've got paint on it, my good hoody is now officially the new painting hoody (old one was nowhere to be found). #paintWow. Virgin's download speed is crazy fast today, but trying to upload 3 hours of video to YouTube has thus far taken eight hours.
3/21
2015
The last few years we’ve been living in the post smartphone generation, and all the kids are so much dumber now. So dumb. So utterly dumb.Looking at all these students work, makes me wonder what they’ve been learning for the last 2 years? Snapchat, mainly.
3/19
2015
Unfortunate placement. http://t.co/nQYKWRXyrU
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianEvery time I have to rebuild a box, I am thankful to the gods of Deploy Studio + Munki. #automationforthenation
3/17
2015
Emoji. Who cares about emoji. We have words made of letters. If you cannot express with words, go away.Overcompensating for lack of sleep and lack of interest with #toomuchcoffee
3/16
2015
The town that was used to film ‘The Walking Dead’ is now up for sale on eBay http://t.co/1uW4vxjOeD http://t.co/qUSXuvHHaY
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianWow. New Defender looks pretty much like the old Defender. Good to see that they're not messing with it too much.Pissed off that ITV hasn't bought the third series of The Americans, but this is the 21st Century... who needs TV? There are other ways.
3/12
2015
So they took a design from 2003 and put a netbook inside it, made it thinner and painted it gold. WINNING FORMULA! http://t.co/coQUG0044YGreat @jean_jullien response to the #AppleWatch "Apple announces revolution" http://t.co/oaHtvPQJ3W
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianAnd the new macbook? It’s an iPad with an attached keyboard.Colleague asked me if I’ll be getting an apple watch. Er… doubtful.I think the html isn't loading correctly in firefox this morning. http://t.co/1aXaqrhJo9If they could sell a laptop with no connections at all, Johnny Ive would be happy. No besmirchments on his sleek OSX interface product.Good news! Apple have changed the ports again. All that stuff you got, the firewire, thunderbolt. All old. You need new stuff, or an adapter
3/10
2015
@Gordon_Keenan maybe my whole experience of computing had been spoilt by SSDs… Everything is now slow.You would think that with a 2.9ghz cpu and 4gb of ram, Ubuntu 14.10 should fly along. You’d be wrong. #slow
3/9
2015
So @hmvtweets 'aren't really doing cash refunds at the moment'. They did in the end after a small argument. On the skids again are you?
3/8
2015
As that old sage King Lear said: Nothing will come of Nothing.The answer is coffee, power tools and a will to escape the daily grind with my freelance foo.I have one weekend to do about a weeks work. Nothing like personal deadlines to stress yourself out!DOWNLOAD NOW free FONT BELLABOO, great handwritten font. #freegoodiesfordesigners #freefont #typography http://t.co/Hks3u6cNSw
3/6
2015
Oh, so Photos is basically just the iOS app for #yosemite #beta. Right. Ok. Why?Little wonder people are flogging off their Lightroom presets...
3/3
2015
Damnit! Gone and left my tools at work. Weekend project hiatus.
2/28
2015
Was that Ian's sex face? #EELiveWill the cast manage to call themselves by their character names for a full 30 minuets? #EELiveMount card paper cut. Beat that. It’s like a cut from a Stanley knife. http://t.co/93w6IMULUpVery productive week done. Now for a weekend project of epic proportions - well, it’s not epic, but it is my biggest yet.
2/20
2015
Yes, they can do #EELive, but perhaps they shouldn't.AMAZINGLY FRESH VECTOR PATTERNS. Download Now! #freegoodiesfordesigners #freepatterns #patterns #textures #vector http://t.co/D8SatPopOz
2/19
2015
It's 6.30 already? Shit! Where does all the time go?It's nice that our office has been painted. I wish they got a decorator to do it though. That cutting in ... .... Oh my.There’s a special place in Hell for people who link to shit on the server instead of packaging their fucking InDesign files. Assholes.
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianHere bloody here! https://t.co/Lc6qtz1Nhe
2/18
2015
It's really time to find a job that pays me the going rate for today, not 7 years ago. #paydaymayday anyone hiring?#paydaymaydayAnd you know you've been running on fumes too long when you put a tenners worth in and the light is still on.How the fuck does one small bag of not very exciting food shopping total up to £11? No champagne not caviar in this bag.Emergency stash used. All is lost! ALL IS LOST!Shit. One rizla left.Just checked my bank account. Payday Friday. It's a long way to go on what's left. #gulp #employed_but_broke
2/17
2015
Belt & braces. After yet another rebuild, all my important stuff is going into dropbox and cloned into google drive. Keep nothing local!
2/11
2015
I do so loath job ads that state £competitive. Are you paying the going rate or being insulting? Don't waste our time!
2/2
2015
@Gordon_Keenan @nicsnycdeli if we ever find ourselves in Scotland, it will be on the list.We were going to try a @krispykreme doughnut today, but when we saw they charge £1.60 EACH we decided they can fuck off... £1.60, I ask you.
2/1
2015
These 'sports makers' that are invading my workplace today sure do move slowly for sporty people. Get Out The Way!
1/30
2015
Oh, A Case of You... for #Acoustic6Music ah! I could go on forever...Or my favorite Led Zeppelin tune after Kasmir, Going to California for #Acoustic6Music which was written about Joni Mitchell.The great @Guy_Garvey (clang) put me onto the wonderful Buckstacey by RM Hubbard, surely a contender for #Acoustic6Music
1/25
2015
Waaah business jokes. Suits spluttering the free bacon sandwiches over their glossy promotional materials.Suits everywhere. #corporate #whorebaggery I feel a little out of place with my workboots and flatcap. At least I'm wearing a shirt.
1/23
2015
If only there was an app that could save pages quickly like Pocket, catagorise like Pinterest and search like Evernote. PocPinNote?And here was me thinking, only today, that Switzerland was possibly a good place to live #oops #swissfranc
1/16
2015
Good to see @BTPcafes @DapperSigns in this @guardian feature on revival of handpainted signs http://t.co/KWjueuj9EN http://t.co/NXe18y3QOr
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1/15
2015
Currently listening to: Brian Eno, Music For Airports.
1/14
2015
Vote now: ▫️a fuckstick of meetings ▫️a spatchcock of meetings ▫️a herpes of meetings ▫️a murder of meetings ▫️a holocaust of meetings
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianOne accident in #bristol and this happnens... http://t.co/kYJoTJbTxc
1/13
2015
“@verge:Is Apple about to launch a totally redesigned, 12-inch MacBook Air? http://t.co/BG1nfzEpps http://t.co/QitI8AXVma” I bloody hope so!
1/6
2015
So that Millennium Falcon partwork will cost you £899 once you've bought all 100 issues. Wow. That seems like a good idea.@_youhadonejob Health & SafetyWarning. http://t.co/1DrMXGG2wQ
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianHappy new year bastards.
1/1
2014
Tonight I will be cooking chilli, maybe have a whiskey, try to stay awake until midnight. #NewYearInflate. All is good. Leave for 24 hours > Utterly devoid of air. I'm not imagining it.Bemused how a new tyre, tube and rim tape hasn't solved my self deflating front tyre. #winter #cycling
12/31
2014
If you haven’t spent all your credit filling your empty lives with pointless plastic crap, good news! Sales start online NOW! Merry Xmas.
12/25
2014
Tired. Aching. Feel sick. Headache. Hasn’t touched a drop either. Merry ficking Xmas.Merry oh fuck off.
12/24
2014
Strikes me that unless you have stupid fast rock solid wifi, Handoff phone calls does not work…NEWS! Sales of ‘any old shit’ expected to treble as men start Christmas shopping http://t.co/zq52HarjTC
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12/23
2014
Would I pay money for a PS4? No. Did I just enter a competition to win an anniversary edition? YesIt's a funny old thing, time. You sit down to do a little bit of work that will be 30 min. Then you realize you've been there for two hours.@paper_smiths Good news. I'll be in!@paper_smiths Do you stock Smith Journal? A deciding factor of if I brave Clifton at Christmas today!
12/22
2014
#ThisJustIn // What do you think of the new Torus helmet from @bikeonscott? Take a closer look http://t.co/UELUha6xCN http://t.co/nvzNKzEuGo
Retweeted by Grumpy Technician@amazonhelp rather than targeting individual aspects of your business you want to push, if offering credit, make it universal! #thoughsSweet! @AmazonUK gave me £2 credit to spend on the android app store. All I need now is an android device to use it.@GuyAdamsAuthor it's true. Wouldn't want to just read your words exclusively. Spread the joy. Words and pictures. It's about my level.
12/19
2014
@GuyAdamsAuthor bollocks. I’m sure I said something more complimentary to you in 2003. Next week? Yeah maybe. It’s cheaper than your books.@GuyAdamsAuthor I’m so very glad…@GuyAdamsAuthor read it. Forgot how good 2000AD was. Will have to get it regularly again. Remember when it was Still Only 50p?Bof. Too many things to do before I go to work. too many things to do before it all closes for two weeks.I'd forgotten what a mess pinterest is.
12/18
2014
Some fucker called @GuyAdamsAuthor has infected my copy of 2000AD not once but twice! Man alive … whatever next.Sometimes working here has benefits. Like being able to use all the equipment after work to make things. No chance of owning half this stuffIf yesterday taught me anything, it was I am happiest when making something. I've got to do this full time for sake of my sanity.
12/17
2014
Gin on a school night. Not to be recommended, but it seemed like such a good idea at the time.
12/15
2014
Probably going to go to the city centre tomorrow and shop with the fleshy 3d people. Once a year is acceptable.I love bikes. I like the way they look. I love that it’s free transport. I just wish they had a motor, and cup holders, and could carry 8x4.I can’t stop listening to Lazaretto. Must have been in at least 15 times today. #freelancejukebox
12/13
2014
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