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Alison Denham @paddymaid Wellington, Somerset

wants to be a hermit (with laptop), woman, Irish, once told by a manager didn't 'play the game.' So there you go. Arsenal fan through the bad times.

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Just saw a green woodpecker without a weasel on its back. Unusual.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamI've been spammed by *completely obsessed* transphobes since I wrote this article. http://t.co/YnOSA4lyH5 So I'm sharing it all over again.
Retweeted by Alison Denham@aaronramsey Glad to hear you'll be back tomorrow. Have a great game xxRead 2nd subsection about @allisonpearson defence of @OborneTweets in @PrivateEyeNews - big respect for standing up http://t.co/iAOeineT9l
Retweeted by Alison Denham@MacBojangles @IHPower @habarosen @PeasOneDay Afternoon all. Balmy here, Mac, positively balmy.xx@ozgirlnc I wish he'd wear his jumper the right way round. xx
I'd like my next MP to oppose the #TTIP trade deal. Will you protect our public services and stand for people over big business?Someone tell Loveday on the Gonville & Caius team that he's got his jumper on inside-out 😄 #universitychallengePlease have a look at this petition, it means a lot to me: https://t.co/D0WmmOWoVT via @38_degrees@C4Countdown I miss @RufusHound@MacBojangles @IHPower @habarosen @PeasOneDay I know that one - Ba Ba, Ba Ba Ba Ba. Afternoon folks xx
@_OlivierGiroud_ Nice play Xx@PennyRed You really get some crap on Twitter xxLouisiana, free Albert Woodfox | Amnesty International UK. Free Albert Woodfox https://t.co/uWjfnAxPCqExasperated at Michael Owen's loose interpretation of the rules of football. #btsport@PeasOneDay @IHPower @habarosen @MacBojangles Late & a lie-in here. Afternoon renegades xx
Share if you agree. http://t.co/NrC1kdD33J
Retweeted by Alison Denham@habarosen @IHPower @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles A civilised Saturday afternoon, I'd say. Hic xx@IHPower @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles Chortle xx@RobinFlavell @iainmartin1 Has @mrnickharvey seen this? xx@RobinFlavell @iainmartin1 Proof, if proof were needed, eh. xxNice use of capo http://t.co/l40HZ4lCQ0
Retweeted by Alison Denham@NyxyNyx @Pannypannypan Aren't we just xx@Pannypannypan @NyxyNyx I've got one of those as well. Full of good advice when my husband diagnosed with MS 10 years ago. Barely spoken xx@HowardMiddlebun Splendid work, Howard. xx@IHPower @habarosen @PeasOneDay @MacBojangles You leading Habs astray, Ian. xx@MacBojangles @PeasOneDay @habarosen @IHPower Indeed. Afternoon all. Have good weekend xx@JoshMalina Gut Shabbes xx@tim_brannigan I got really upset there for a minute. 😢 xx
@LeonAndJune They're still saying 46! I'd sue, June. http://t.co/6T3KtEVzUaAMAZING! No, really, this is my a capella choir doing Common People. Stop what you're doing and watch: https://t.co/XpsbBlOVFx
Retweeted by Alison Denham@monstroso I feel queasy. 😖 xx@CardinalPhink Good news xxLeaflets Handed Out At UKIP Conference Says Teaching LGBT Rights In Schools Is "Sexual Grooming" http://t.co/oGaWsTaqyY
Retweeted by Alison Denham@Paul0Evans1 @ianjamesparsley And 'escalate.' Don't forget escalate. xxJust a few hours left to speak out against Northern Ireland's “no gays allowed” bill. Sign: https://t.co/MuZoOyp4qg@Gary_Bainbridge Things have to go through 'the process' before making it to the bin bag. We all know that. xxNo idea what this dress thing is that everybody is talking about? Perhaps the answers lie in this special COLUMN. http://t.co/WQl4EJ6caF
Retweeted by Alison DenhamSeriously homophobic shit being handed out at an official stall at UKIP conference. http://t.co/T2mwcnxjpk
Retweeted by Alison DenhamThe best answer to an English exam question you will see all day: via @ katie_martin_FX http://t.co/pkENoXbgMu
Retweeted by Alison Denham@RufusHound I will miss you on #C4Countdown. Can't you just stay? Permanently please. xx@IHPower @habarosen @MacBojangles @PeasOneDay Morning all. Cold & frosty one and, yes Ian, it's Friday xx'No gays allowed' in Northern Ireland? https://t.co/GtTyS3UXzp
I like to pretend I'm *reasonably* well-educated, but it took me at least five goes to understand this headline. http://t.co/QOfd2d5gDG
Retweeted by Alison Denham@RufusHound Oh, you soppy old thing you. 😢 xx@MacBojangles @habarosen @IHPower @PeasOneDay Afternoon everyone. Still Thursday, Ian xx@Kisses4Mimar Well, if a mother can't be biased, who can. xx
@Kisses4Mimar He's rather good, your boy. xx#HSBC CEO Stuart Gulliver suggests UK is "puzzled" by his tax arrangements. Yes, puzzled as to why he's not in jail. http://t.co/BEMsNwBl2j
Retweeted by Alison Denham@katbrown82 Sudocrem! xx@RufusHound I dream of axylotl and browsers. Splendid. Loving it. xxAnd so the seduction begi... Bollocks. Wrong account.
Retweeted by Alison Denham@habarosen @IHPower @MacBojangles @PeasOneDay A very good Wednesday afternoon to you all. Sorry Ian xx
@ZacGoldsmith You are the one bright & hopeful memory I take away from watching #InsideTheCommons Not enough to make me vote Tory.Privatised space & air. Ian Martin on London. http://t.co/nB55aRq3YH.@zacgoldsmith presenting his Recall bill to Parliament. Vested interests don't want it. https://t.co/f5NmO7yKiI #InsideTheCommons #BBC2HD
Retweeted by Alison Denham@paddymaid Off he goes to once more fight for the repeal of the Corn Laws and for more troops for the gallant Duke of Wellington.
Retweeted by Alison DenhamMore of Jacob Rees Mogg walking along corridors. #InsideTheCommons@TomHarris4MP I don't believe people resent MPs being paid. What we resent is freeloading & resistance to modernise this ridiculous system.@Almighty_faye She's lovely xxWell, this is the wrong hashtag. #Countdown2015@RufusHound That was lovely. Enjoying your poems xx #Countdown2015@PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @IHPower @habarosen Morning all. It's Tuesday & the garden's scattered with bits of tree xx@Pannypannypan @MacBojangles @IHPower @habarosen @PeasOneDay Yes, not Wednesday. 😀 xx
Just days to speak out against Northern Ireland's “no gays allowed” bill #noconsciencebill #equalityforall. Sign: https://t.co/MuZoOyp4qg@RufusHound Well, that was rather good. xxLondon is getting an owl cafe next month http://t.co/cu0YHTyyiG http://t.co/D59805eP1X
Retweeted by Alison DenhamNot long now! First ever time in Dictionary Corner @C4Countdown w/ @susie_dent @Nick_Hewer & @RachelRileyRR. Totally a life goal met! 😃
Retweeted by Alison Denham@givesyouHel Happy Birthday darling xx@PeasOneDay @IHPower @MacBojangles @habarosen Afternoon all. And still it rains xx
@Arsenal @ArsenalNewsUK Look what my daughter found in Adelaide http://t.co/GifEIGIuduThis petition will be delivered to British PM @David_Cameron on Monday. Will you sign it now? Go: http://t.co/VGVsLf3VTs #AlanTuring
Retweeted by Alison Denham@habarosen @MacBojangles @IHPower @PeasOneDay No, I'm here just away for the night & no charger. Afternoon from a sodden Somerset xxProud to be appointed @Ed_Miliband's Climate Change Adviser. I'm doing this for my grandkids http://t.co/QPQS2o342m
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@mrnickharvey What have you done now? 😉 xxGOAL! Santi Cazorla! 1-0 (8) #CPFCvAFC http://t.co/Tk6rQLgOje
Retweeted by Alison Denham@TheSimonEvans And he picked Paul Brady & Andy Irvine doing Arthur McBride https://t.co/XC9CXpAYF7 xx@jackseale ✅ vg xxMy 7yo has written a new joke. Q: Who invented ketchup? A: Heinzstein
Retweeted by Alison Denham@Gary_Bainbridge Has there been a bus emergency? xxJoin the call to stop modern day slavery in Qatar! #WorldCup @DeliverAmazing @ch2mhill. Sign & RT: https://t.co/VKFG8nyBg3@mrnickharvey Not your house? xx@MacBojangles @habarosen @IHPower @PeasOneDay Good Saturday morning to you all. Sheffield's not so bad, Mac. xx
@TeddyGarcia66 Awww xx@Stephenwebb71 I am watching alone on a Friday, a rare occurrence, but still laughing out loud. #GoggleboxMaybe not your best angle Charlie. #bordercollie http://t.co/46Jbl0ZBJJ
Retweeted by Alison Denham@TeddyGarcia66 He's having a lovely dream xx@Stephenwebb71 Are they mustard leather trousers, Stephen? Lovely xxI'd forgotten how truly awful it is. #EastEnders@arusbridger They're quite good at harrumphing.A very harrumphing Telegraph leader. You'd never guess allegations came fm their own chief columnist http://t.co/GLTxaNZxty
Retweeted by Alison DenhamAnd here's why a #bbcqt invite for NHA leader @cpeedell would be a reasonable idea: http://t.co/MNw5owfBfv @BBCPolitics
Retweeted by Alison Denham@PeasOneDay @MacBojangles @habarosen @IHPower Good news Tobias. Afternoon folks. Sun is out, weeds flourishing. xxMy wife and child are disabled, I care for them. Govt have made our lives a living hell. No g… http://t.co/O6t8Mscgbl #bbcqt
Retweeted by Alison DenhamRight, that's it, I'm switching channels. #bbcqt
Economy grows 1/2 as fast today as it did in May 2010. Unemployment down 580k but Zero Hours up to 622k. Worst wage freeze since 1859 #BBCqt
Retweeted by Alison DenhamFrom the sublime #WeeklyWipe to the ridiculous #bbcqtThe Telegraph's 'dirty little secret' - the pernicious commercial influence that threatens British journalism http://t.co/f08LYeandx
Retweeted by Alison DenhamThe only satire worth a damn on TV #WeeklyWipe@fleetstreetfox Was that you on #WeeklyWipe ?? xx
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