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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce Marketing Cloud, CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv8ZPWRC, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Consulting.

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Do you like art? Join this Room now. #rooms #roomsapp #fbrooms http://t.co/qtgwuTJsGa
Today is @kasslazerow & my 15th wedding anniversary. The iPod was launched 13 years ago today. Yes. You read that correctly kids.An unexamined life is not worth living. -Socrates via @lazerow #helpusconnecttheworld
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This room will be redesigned ... In 400 more years. http://t.co/gAHKG82vz3
@GUNNARSjem @MCMichelsen "nothing" is usually better than anything. Be well michelsens. And enjoy doing "nothing"worth the read http://t.co/Kcd8unLF3o
Retweeted by michael lazerowBayern Munich wins 6-0! Bremen didn't even have a shot on goal. http://t.co/5NLKQoxNm8I woke up today after a long week at @Dreamforce & look who's on! @Benioff & @emilychangtv talking 4 quadrants! #df14 http://t.co/IGD7CINpmx
Exciting! Anyone going to Vegas?????? “@Phish_FTR: First check of Fall 2014 http://t.co/NKPZTCtxYK http://t.co/M79FWXKzUADreamforce 2014 was equal parts luau, spring break, rock festival, food drive and TEDx http://t.co/fFfbG9NWzq by @lizzadwoskin
Retweeted by michael lazerowGood read: Inside the biggest hedge-fund scandal ever http://t.co/StycazGiVN http://t.co/N2aQV7maAW
Call my friend Nina if you want a killer dog-friendly Turks & Caicos estate (for $48M) http://t.co/gN6jWKgc6W http://t.co/SYsNVPf8vzFulfilling a childhood dream -- sitting on the cloud-shaped stage at #DF14 guiding the audience through a meditation! http://t.co/F9irpf43nc
Retweeted by michael lazerowWe did it! Thanks for contributing to #DFGives—@Benioff & @TonyRobbins will match your donations for 3 Million Meals! http://t.co/SIwCK1vMT4
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@singhns says #DF14 "one of the most important ones" in our history (and I agree) http://t.co/XdjCRP2G1c http://t.co/UTH7havsviWow! Combining email & FB ads drives 22% increase in purchase intent http://t.co/pczUzeVstj http://t.co/1wTujKyH3PSalesforce exec reveals his plan to bring in the next $20 billion in revenue-and stomp SAP. http://t.co/532adq1lt7 @WSJD @KeithBlock #DF14
Retweeted by michael lazerowEars are the window to your soul -@Neilyoung #df14 #dreamforce http://t.co/DovIK1LWDh
Retweeted by michael lazerow"The Internet is becoming more powerful than the TV." - @AlGore #DF14 http://t.co/fOItZFtBYd
Retweeted by michael lazerowAnd 10 yrs since a human being clicked on one “@joeciarallo: "It's been 20 years since the 1st banner ad." @gabejoynt #DF14Excited to see @gabejoynt and Facebook present our new research at #DF14 today. Here is Facebook's post: http://t.co/ierSkVPkQZ
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@erin_dunn thx. Much appreciated.One of the most enlightening sessions I've been to at Dreamforce was one on being weird @lazerow - amazing session today #WeirdForce
Retweeted by michael lazerowWith the man of the hour @lazerow for #weirdforce #DF14 http://t.co/SM0V5Ha2ZV
Retweeted by michael lazerow"This presentation may contain sexual references. That's my safe harbour statement" @lazerow #DF14 #WeirdForce -best start to a session EVER
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@lazerow to the rescue with easily the best session I’ve been in so far.
Retweeted by michael lazerow#makedreamforcelovenotporn RT @menanie Most fun talk of #DF14 thanks @lazerow #weirdforce
Retweeted by michael lazerow40 minutes to #WeirdForce talk at Palace Hotel / Rose Ballroom. Time to start heading over. #DF14 http://t.co/etejEqoAkVThe @marketingcloud's product guru Bryan Wade demoing Journey Builder for Apps. #DF14 http://t.co/u99koZ9VRzThe journey is the reward! @smccorkle at the @marketingcloud keynote. #DF14 http://t.co/SnBIQCylak@davidedelman Thank you for the tweet David! Hope you are well.Couldn't make it to #DF14 (or hungover in your room?), watch the @marketingcloud keynote live https://t.co/PUnknKB7eQ @SalesforceLiveToday's kicks in honor of @ScottDorsey @smccorkle @PDMUK @amanda_leet & my buds in Indy #df14 #airETs http://t.co/XfTzo8dDq6Come learn about customer journeys at the @marketingcloud keynote at 9am with @smccorkle & @amanda_leet #DF14Really looking forward to seeing @Lazerow today #WeirdForce Not @Dreamforce? Follow the hashtag from 11am PDT http://t.co/9O4W2t6NTt #DF14
Retweeted by michael lazerowScary take on Ebola threat. I'm scared. http://t.co/gUlPDUfaTJ ht @kasslazerow http://t.co/CW4RAjZo7xThis piece from @StephenAtHome last night is his best ever. My gut hurts from laughing (and burnt buttered toast). http://t.co/DRw2wBYZDkBreakfast is the most important meal of the day. Start your #DF14 day off right w/ a free breakfast on us at @LaBoulange. Bon appetit!
Retweeted by michael lazerowAt #df14? Join me @marketingcloud keynote at 9am and then #weirdForce at 11am. http://t.co/HyRGGcZxwT http://t.co/eqOSQm2AOUDon’t hit snooze tomorrow! Join @smccorkle in the #DF14 Marketing Cloud Product Keynote at 9AM. http://t.co/JJ8Z1iCtn9
Retweeted by michael lazerowOf all the executive functions, compartmentalizing (what a great word) is probably the least explored and possibly most interesting.
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I am super proud of my keynote team! They are the best in the world! #df14 The best Dreamforce ever! http://t.co/rbnQbL86SE
Retweeted by michael lazerowSee Journey Builder in Action & make sure to join us tomorrow at 9am for the Marketing Cloud Keynote! https://t.co/SYlSD0Dyng #DF14
Retweeted by michael lazerowCheck out the 1st ever Brisket Sessions w Seth Meyers @hillcountrynk @danroth at @HCLiveBK on 10/23/14: http://t.co/r6doSalsrv
Retweeted by michael lazerowTo the woman smoking a cigarette but scared of a dog on a leash, I commend your level of ignorance.
Retweeted by michael lazerowThis is brilliant! Coke Video: "The most dangerous place to make a decision is in the office.” https://t.co/kFAysMJivH #df14Salesforce1 Lightning: (1) Tools to build mobile apps fast (2) Infrastructure to run (3) User interfaces https://t.co/wN8BsSGZke #DF14Analytics Cloud demo here: https://t.co/xu7aAt70m3 #DF14“A phone can be a small screen for a big story.” @SFDCAlex http://t.co/lobNc4Stks #DF14 #SalesforceLIVE http://t.co/Z3dUTDvx8Y
Retweeted by michael lazerowSalesforce Wave can take 100m+ rows of unstructured data from Radian6 and visualise them on your phone in under 1 second!!! @SFDCAlex #DF14
Retweeted by michael lazerow"Hey wait, too fast, do that again... that's why we call it 'The Wave'" :) @SFDCAlex #DF14 http://t.co/ouLW5mtt2M
Retweeted by michael lazerow"We have built @Salesforce #Wave on a gaming engine because we want analytics to be FUN to use". @SFDCAlex #DF14 http://t.co/n4j3kOjDaI
Retweeted by michael lazerowTune in now to see the most mindblowing data demo you've ever seen https://t.co/SpqJxXubsn #DF14Here is the @generalelectric video we just premiered in the keynote #DF14 https://t.co/z2Y8PjXZ41The new @salesforce analytics cloud lets @generalelectric turn "thoughts into action," says @JohnSabino1 #DF14"This is revolutionary." @generalelectric's @JohnSabino1 on WAVE #DF14It's amazing to see the @generalelectric journey w/ @salesforce over the years. This year we feature @JohnSabino1, one of the great ones.WAVE is analytics for the rest of us. @df14 @BenioffWAVE analytics cloud: 1) Product for everyone 2) Works on mobile devices 3) Platform for devs to build apps #DF14 @Benioff"What we need is a Wave. Introducing @salesforce WAVE." The Salesforce Analytics Cloud. @df14 @Benioff"We need a new vision, not a new version." @df14 @Benioff on the need for new data productsEvery company becoming a cloud company. Every company becoming a software company. @df14 @Benioffgreat family dogs, love the pic! RT @loubringe: @optionmonster @kman3434 http://t.co/Ll8UBG11YJ
Retweeted by michael lazerowAmazing. #DF14 is trending ahead of @SFGiantsFans. http://t.co/VWZasRLEL2"Our vision is to build that platform that allows our customers to connect." @benioff #DF14Name another company that doesn't really talk about its own company until hour 2 of the keynote. #DF14Goood. Goood. Goood vibrations happening at #DF14. #BeachBoysthe #DF14 session i am looking forward to is @lazerow. #getweird #fellownorthwesterngrad #thisguywouldbeanawesomementor
Retweeted by michael lazerowAnd the hidden secret of making others look good and feel good is that it makes you look good and feel good. #DF14The beauty of @benioff is how he uses his halo to make others look better. Reminds me of @sethmeyers in this way. #DF14Congrats to the @salesforce marketing team. There isn't a concert, sporting event or conference with higher production quality. #DF14MyPOV: you have to love the cloud stage set up at #DF14 http://t.co/0kCDoMu6j5
Retweeted by michael lazerow#DF14 @Benioff 145,000 registered this year. BIG numbers. $9 million raised for Children's Hospital this year. $26M over the years.
Retweeted by michael lazerowTune in now to the most important keynote in the software industry. @Benioff. LIVE STREAM: https://t.co/hmpqmYmyNT #DF14Exec Summit lunch panel w/ @JohnSabino1 (@generalelectric) @paulcheesbrough (@newscorp) & Erik Viens (@Univar) http://t.co/ZeRTEEVj6I"We need more opportunities for people to sit and listen and talk to each other." @HillaryClinton #DF14Help close the word gap by joining us in @Dreamforce Plaza to pack tote bags with educational materials. Today at 11:30 - 4:00 #DF14
Retweeted by michael lazerow"At Dreamforce, ethics are as important as electronics" Well said! @HillaryClinton #DF14"Innovation, fun & giving back" are the key values of @Dreamforce. And @HillaryClinton thinks they should be everyone's values.You've gotta agree that a 2016 @HillaryClinton/@sherylsandberg democratic ticket would be killer. #DF14 http://t.co/fTXzfYeyzbThis is so cool and an honor to welcome @HillaryClinton to #DF14. http://t.co/oVmBIcLDe3Two great leaders ... Prof. Klaus Schwab from @WEF & @benioff #DF14 http://t.co/80GGtE2J06Klaus Schwab from @WEF: "Management should not serve only shareholders, but also the community." #DF14Klaus Schwab from @WEF: "When we met the first time, I think you had 12 employees. Now look at this here."One of the best ways to follow #DF14 is this list of @salesforce guest bloggers. https://t.co/Z2qepGw7DyThree Key Things To Expect At http://t.co/vfUDcmTGcr's Dreamforce Keynote Day http://t.co/Ub3toJMHV5 via @forbes
Retweeted by michael lazerow@jeremywaite :)And today's full #SalesforceLIVE schedule https://t.co/KwlGktdafc http://t.co/XKKtKW0yrjJust a few minutes until @HillaryClinton LIVE at @dreamforce. You can watch from home here: http://t.co/Wk4n4dxfKw #DF14I love @nourishsnacks - Become a member and get $10 off your first month! https://t.co/zMYqYV9rNC
Retweeted by michael lazerow@gomattymo thx for the piece. much appreciated.@PLvR_aL @mrosich nice!
Congrats Ryan - proud of this partnership! @ryanaytay: Making progress on Salesforce+Microsoft Partnership...#df14 http://t.co/spENjo89b2
Retweeted by michael lazerowLook who is walking around the expo! :) #Dreamforce #DF14 :) http://t.co/Q4xyDRKJy1
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@Salesforce changed CRM. “We think there’s the same opportunity to hit the reset button on analytics." http://t.co/XC0369wwJn @gigaom
Retweeted by michael lazerowMonday Agenda: 7 Things You Shouldn't Miss Today at Dreamforce http://t.co/5S33MORtPH http://t.co/79284ZrJ4wSalesforce Million Dollar Hackathon – Round 1 Results Are In! http://t.co/o8TuGKJ36X http://t.co/nyu2V49EqiSalesforce hopes to ride analytics "Wave" with new business intelligence service http://t.co/kGukdK4zq5
Retweeted by michael lazerowSalesforce unveils its newest Wave in technology http://t.co/DlTPOfpkE2
Retweeted by michael lazerow@mawkus @learmonth animated gif for sure!!!!!! Good idea. I'm going to do it. Hold PLS.
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