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Software Consultant in New Jersey. I make people more money with Apps™. Helplessly hopeful individual.

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7/6
2015
Rapinoe is just stupid fast, jeezjapan is also on the field
Retweeted by jpThe bailout Greece needs, put in some context... #Greferendum http://t.co/95b49fWH5u
Retweeted by jpGet the fuck out of here.DAAYYYUMMMM 🇺🇸Okay maybe we deserve itSo much ‘murica in this crowd :O
7/5
2015
Playin’ with Swift+Lisp/talking myself out of implementing a parser and function declarations http://t.co/PE7VOVlBj7@engers @jc4p that and some random usability fixes http://t.co/rRdQDksQF2
7/4
2015
@jc4p I am sorry to disappoint you :P it did take an hour to get it to compile though but that was past me’s faultAlso, anxiety, considering it’s like a ~200k line codebase I haven’t looked at in 6 months 😜*Opens Fitocracy.xcworkspace* NOSTALGIA EVERYWHERE.Capaldi regarding season 9: “[it contains] some subtle tributes to the ’60s” The Doctor vs. The Beatles confirmed. http://t.co/X9KdkPT2k0@sturmen yeah. It blows but I’m sure there’s something we don’t know yet. I’m not ready to go full hate mongering until we get more infoReddit suddenly fired its most visible woman, and now it's in complete chaos. https://t.co/u0RcaFDw4C
Retweeted by jp@sturmen karmanaut’s response is the most informative@sturmen http://t.co/bb3TF78LdEr/IAmA, r/AskReddit, r/science, r/movies, r/gaming, and I’m sure others are all down in protest too. crazy.
7/3
2015
Sad to see Victoria gone from Reddit. I’ve spent a nontrivial amount of time reading AMAs across several subreddits and she made them great.basically Jesus http://t.co/kToPwLk9Px
7/2
2015
@AlexDe_L both yeahokay. that was funny. 😂 ty @AlexDe_L http://t.co/6cIC6Y7d1sThis guy is amazing :o lots of great advice. https://t.co/ZK833yf4lvcame in the mail today #BlackLivesMatter http://t.co/eaLTx9e04A
7/1
2015
Anyone up for a quick game of Monopoly while I wait for the UI to start responding?RIP if you want to profile an app that uses UIWebView for memory useage
6/30
2015
Awesome thread on the best recurring jokes in TV shows https://t.co/U8rggi5Hi6
6/29
2015
fuck humansjust watched three dudes jump a guy in broad daylight. he looked pretty messed up. cops were dispatched quickly thank god
6/28
2015
@AlexDe_L so dank@AlexDe_L did you google me@AlexDe_L not sassy enough@AlexDe_L it’s called notifications I’m just responding sir@AlexDe_L sorry that tweet was too demanding to read@AlexDe_L >easton ave@AlexDe_L Korean too imo@AlexDe_L do I know you@AlexDe_L ty
6/27
2015
@jc4p I had a response to this but well today it seems inappropriatehttp://t.co/MphPtbqj1J
Retweeted by jp@jc4p @tamarshmallows not swift tho, don’t remember ever making a swift librarylol scaliaScalia’s dissent starts off with a resounding “lol bro i’m straight" http://t.co/NqgsoIhyvq
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6/26
2015
@AlexDe_L crie erytime@Catfish_Man KVNo@flyosity yeah! sadly it hasn’t gotten any love in some time but I still use it & it works, hopefully one day Fito will let me update it@kerrick this is amazing@flyosity fito macros! very basic thoughThings I will never agree to again: working with web views@engers !!!The mental gymnastics necessary to somehow make it about pride & heritage is pretty fascinating, though. Must be exhausting.Engaging closet racists on Facebook about the Confederate flag http://t.co/dGriyLFqzV(p.s. it’s awesome)There’s a point in running a great freelance business when referrals dominate your leads and you look like this http://t.co/tQTPOO7fhO
6/25
2015
In the meantime, the app I’m working on right now is probably going to go back to ObjC. I just want to make stuff.None of this is new, obv. And I suspect Apple knows this and plans to add higher level functionality to the standard libs. JSON, async, etci.e. fighting the language and compiler to do really basic stuffI like Swift but after a short break it feels annoyingly similar to writing C++ in ~2009 with GCC before the compiler error improvements.
6/24
2015
@AlexDe_L valid@AlexDe_L sorry you didn’t appreciate my fantastic tweetOnly 90s kids pretending to be 90s adults in the mid 2010s via Netflix will get that last tweetNew York, could you *BE* any more humid?
6/23
2015
2015 has been crazy. Suppose that’s life.
6/21
2015
Gmail.app lol http://t.co/fperfCmVnRIn my head I assumed it would return an empty array, which I’m still not 100% sure isn’t the thing you want from a method like that >_>Today in uggghhhh bugs: (lldb) p (int)[[@"" componentsSeparatedByString:@" "] count] (int) $16 = 1 Which makes sense, but ughhhh
6/18
2015
@SteveStreza CoD4 was also pretty compelling. Went downhill after that, I thinkMe relearning how to skateboard in my twenties https://t.co/p7dTBJIdu2
6/16
2015
…and 15 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK, GEORGE?…sorry I meant 8 minutes apparentlymost intense 5 minutes of GoT since the red wedding holy shit
6/15
2015
Localizing attributed strings on iOS http://t.co/hkKqAty8oh
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6/14
2015
88° and ice cream sandwiches for days. 😎
6/13
2015
Never saw this before. Facebook can pronounce my name better than 99% of the people I meet O_o http://t.co/5pHk6JtQKu
6/12
2015
@joshriker is this news to you@jhaberstro @dave_perry with all this talk of Intelligence I don’t think that expectation is too far off :p@jhaberstro @dave_perry or at least, that’s what I would expect from Apple’s software that’s supposed to know what I want before I do :-)@jhaberstro @dave_perry sure but it is obvious what I do want the computer to do so from a UX perspective, it should just do it not beep@jhaberstro @dave_perry even in the case of just trying to close Finder itself, it seems un-Apple to beep instead of doing the right thing@dave_perry suppose it’s better than throwing the whole thing at the wall :^)@dave_perry sure but the point is the computer is smart, it should do what I expect it to do, like the new wiggle to find cursor animation@dave_perry not the point! how many times do you CMD+Q repeatedly until everything goes away… until you get stuck at Finder. It’s about UXNext week in Maybe Not So Obvious After All UX Tips…Yo, Apple, while you’re at it make CMD+Q in Finder close all the open windows like everyone who’s ever done that has wanted
6/10
2015
😍 http://t.co/8xZb5GIGIqInteresstttinggg… http://t.co/sVSwOMsDt9drizzzzyyyyyMe right now #wwdc http://t.co/RWiEaZnOxZ
6/8
2015
@jc4p lucky@jc4p Denver :o
6/7
2015
Check that #1 slot http://t.co/CrS8Kcj5OaMeet Charlie: The virtual PA that’s a secret weapon for Twitter, Hootsuite and Salesforce http://t.co/cSFRv6JO7i http://t.co/9ZvbJYAfJB
Retweeted by jp’tis a good day for a product launch 😎@AlexDe_L lol mate ever been to NY? Chipotle sells margaritas
6/4
2015
@lindseydal on a contract basis, sure! :-) as long as the client pays for the hotel! I’m booked until the fall tho, email me for more info@lindseydal let’s just say illustrious is not the word I would use to describe SV :-)
5/22
2015
ty @jay3686 ty http://t.co/8rmkxD0bJI@IMSTEAKY @jc4p dude he’s trolling that’s his baseline@jc4p this is dumb
5/20
2015
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