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seattle childrens hospital, Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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@Andy_Benoit serious question: why does it bother you? Who cares if he speaks? He clearly doesn't feel comfortable talking. Calm down.@busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea I ordered an extra large sausage I seeThank you @SelenaGomez. Thank you for you know what!
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinKaty Perry at the Super Bowl? Gross. Gross gross gross.Red Zone? More like the dead zone@PeterJohnsonYea easy going?? http://t.co/0IeCadHoVS
@Aesj88 have a great game this weekend! #BOWDOWNTOWASHINGTONReligion does not always correlate with ethics: http://t.co/7z5umxdXvU
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@talktoskirt I wish I even had the opportunity to be cancelled on at this point. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―Wow that Glenn Burke story on @Radiolab was so sad
@camilleri22 yes! πŸ—πŸ—@camilleri22 hahaha...I know! It's hard tho! How are you?@PierickSmith @DavisHsuSeattle @RSherman_25 wow!@given2tweet not enough pudding pop...low blood sugar.Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―I dunno guys, I don't think it's gonna happen. Might need to lower the ol' standards.@talktoskirt define "floor". Does a rug count?@bentownefdn awesome@stevesilberman @DrFunkySpoon @espn @keithlaw this is awful@keithlaw I support you for standing up for common sense and intelligence. And you are correct- science is way more important than baseball!Grotesque: @ESPN suspends @keithlaw from Twitter for defending the theory of evolution. http://t.co/rYdmPdVEs0
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinWow @SOHN killed it tonight. Great show.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@SOHN I'm going!@TMFJMo hahahaha...it's ok, just super overrated and long waits IMO.@CBSNews @JasonLaCanfora that's so raven@TMFJMo well with their horrible food and super long lines it should be heading to the trash.@tedcruz @ChristnNitemare Jesus would TOTALLY turn those poor people away.@SteveSandmeyer because we are getting our ass kicked this Sunday 😞
@AngmilanoMilano wait is it liar liar?! I'm not at a tv@AngmilanoMilano what?@vsco what's your favorite cam filter for indoor portraits?@TDUByourBUD agreed- it's a stupid pointless awardToday's dating advice: http://t.co/49csWCuKBD
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinThis Don Lemon story has teeth.
@AngmilanoMilano surfboart@thealientrader People being persecuted cannot be "worse haters". Would you say Martin Luther King was a "worse hater" than white racists?Global Warming- Climate Change is a scare tactic,having little 2 do with the climate and a lot 2do with international control and Globalism
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@CharlieDaniels are you retarded? Serious question.Mariners signed Cuban Misael Siverio to the team- sounds like a Cuban Misael Crisis
@Softykjr I don't think he messed up the game management. I think the fumble screwed us. Too soon to bag the CP experiment.This is the scene right now in Fergusion via @CNN CRAZY #IndictTheCop http://t.co/Bf0sev1lBH
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@occupythemob @YourAnonNews @CNN insaneThis is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it http://t.co/r4Q0X7MUHl
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinI will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JJ_CI greatest twitter name/avi ever!
@busylizards exactly. Matt Stafford tried to wear pink twice in one week.@JessamynESPN cuteLions have Golden Tate and Calvin Johnson, yet inexplicably kept trying to make Joique Bell happen. Ugh. They deserve that loss.@given2tweet Luke's purse? Nice@talktoskirt hahahaha@OlRengy nice- what kind of tree?@JaredStanger jada pinkett smith is just awfulWell at least that one Saints fan is better at intercepting than the whole Saints defense.@SteveSandmeyer per twitter followers defensive players are allowed to target helmet to helmet on runners, apparently@ChrisWarcraft yeah@BrianMFloyd shoulder to shoulder at moment ball got there. Can't possibly be a penalty. Crazy@gbellseattle I thought it was a "chief" thing maybe?@Elmo_Keep great article...I was pretty excited for all this. Too bad.
@avflox what if your penis only fills it up halfway? Asking for a friend@JoeVeyera ah man, sorry@BrianMFloyd I just saw this! Hahaha...amazingWait wait wait...the University of Miami starting QB's mother is Felicia from Friday?? That is awesome. http://t.co/wdHHnINMSBOh boy. Humberto Brown just shit his pants in the middle of this fight. http://t.co/ciY8uGAB3v
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinHahaha...what a shit show this #UWHuskies game has been.@JoyTaylorTalks wow...I went to the wrong schoolIs there anyone worse than Ted Cruz?Only 80's kids will remember this http://t.co/jNMlVzhB0t
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@SimranColumbia @breyeschow I hate to say it- but the reality seems to be that it does oppress women through it's patriarchal culture@given2tweet is that chickens and waffles? Looks so good@PeterJohnsonYea @TDUByourBUD "This whole Kim K thing is getting seriously outta hand LMFAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ #BreakTheInternet https://t.co/zzcMsrieGP”@NMNH @SmithsonianTSA tasty!Coworkers buddy ran into beastmode last night. Seems friendly. #Chiefs http://t.co/K8Jpr2d9yh
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@gasman206 @UW_MBB @jasondhamilton nice job out there tonight gents- great call on the radioGreatest thing ever β€œ@Jezebel: 'I'm Not Gay No More' REMIX is the best use of an ex-gay speech ever http://t.co/bbhJp3F2hi”
@AstroGingerSnap @AmyMainzer so do comets inherently have enough gravity to keep those rocks and dust on their surface?wow β€œ@fcain: It turns out, Philae bounced 1 km off the surface of 67P - http://t.co/jJz9Eel85f by @suthers via @sen http://t.co/JakEDjb86d”@talktoskirt republicans by and large care a lot more about unborn fetuses than they do about grown individuals.@StuffCCLikes that bow tie begs to differ@StuffCCLikes oh my godThe idea that any sports team owner can seriously espouse the ideology of Ayn Rand while simultaneously taking public money is baffling.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@busylizards @TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea PIΓ‘ATA@TDUByourBUD @busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea mom???@busylizards @TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea http://t.co/09IQTPvKea@jeffreymaxin: @busylizards @TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea I actually think it's completely unappealing. That ass is too fat. But I'm whitePhil you had one job. #throwbackthursday http://t.co/or0g2avIiZ
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards putting her on the O line might be the only thing that gives us a shot this weekend.
@kjrmitch you should read Geoff Bakers twitter feed...it's Lopez@GeoffBakerTIMES @CurtisM40613460 @JeffPassan Kluber was amazing. To dismiss Felix's season as only great for homer fans is immature@GeoffBakerTIMES @CurtisM40613460 @JeffPassan really? The only argument for Felix you can think of is "only Seattle fans like him"?@GeoffBakerTIMES @JeffPassan that actually makes sense. Do you think across the season Kluber was more dominant then? High ERA be damned?@GeoffBakerTIMES @JeffPassan Kluber had a better ERA in sept? How do you mean?I don't really care about the Cy Young- but Felix Hernandez was so much more dominant than all Kluber. It's insane he didn't win@JeffPassan @GeoffBakerTIMES "they got it right" in that they passed on the best pitcher for something new. Felix dominated down stretch.Felix Hernandez set a record this year that might never be broken. Insane that he didn't get the Cy Young award.Dont tell me about how Felix finished. Kluber in September: 2.09 ERA, .236 OBAA. Felix in September: 1.66 ERA, .185 OBAA
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@KDaimler thanks for the report Klausy. Now you are on the A team.Can someone explain the last 30 minutes of #Interstellar to me? What the hell. Surviving a black hole and ending up in a book shelf?@CharissaT @BestProFitness but why the snow cap? Is she cold?@BBTN @RyanDivish good thing Cy Young measures a whole season if work. Go King Felix!
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