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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey New York, NY

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"What happens with the fragments of the discontinuities when they are presented in a nontraditional text?" -girl at cafe Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12/17
2014
Tonight! Connelly with dannydigitalbklyn and special guest @jillsobule !!! 8pm. Regram @gerryvisco http://t.co/0GatiR1XSZ
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12/16
2014
My dad's eyes is on the sparrow and I know he watches me.gave me chills thanks NYC MY CITY #icantbreathe http://t.co/MZaDBWWm3j
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12/14
2014
Theater Review: 'War Lesbian' Gives Ellen DeGeneres a Demonic Twist http://t.co/wZubQ5h0vk
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12/12
2014
it's lonely beer/leggings night@GayCityNews @TheRealEllenD pps i am not even playing ellen. i play the baby. not to get @usweekly involved@GayCityNews @TheRealEllenD gotta defend those demonsi am sitting in a haunted apartment in my new knock-off cuddl duds. #auntjo@GayCityNews @TheRealEllenD technically Ellen is not the villain in the show. She has a complicated relationship to capitalism and babies.
12/11
2014
Some people treat Santa like he's a baby. For instance, these lyrics: He's a great big bundle of joy Is this fair? Exploitive?
12/9
2014
So sick of punishing myself for not understanding the circle of fifthsI have a cruel amount of Christmas spirit inside of me right now@NOTCHRISTYLER @EricShethar @dereksasquatch we don't need a grant. We've got crumpled up paper!@billycheer there's a cute way to force them to make the decision themself@NOTCHRISTYLER @dereksasquatch Whoah its 100% full fledged lezi know when to take a gchat off the record
12/8
2014
@perfectlildani spoiler alert
12/7
2014
@ErinMarkey i have a peg on the top of my skull that's perfect for hats and helmets, & i can hold scepters and wands in my rod hollowed palmhey, listen. if you need any help revitalizing american theater, i'm your lego.you may or may not know i'm playing a lesbian with no hands in a live theatrical experience similar to #PeterPanLive http://t.co/heEBnGP9Cb
12/6
2014
I cannot delete my #peterpanlive tweets fast enough
12/5
2014
"i don't need to see you're listening" -Becca Blackwell's notes for WendyWendy:Bathtub::Sylvia:Oven@realleadelaria you are the ultimate hookI invite Minnie Driver to narrate the pharmacist notes on the topical steroids prescribed to treat my psoriasis@bridgeteverett Holy fuck idk but I will go head and cast my mom as smee@bridgeteverett I'm satisfied with walken and Julia roberts@bridgeteverett toward ointb?@LeeHouck yup she would be a great hookU r wasting my time schmeeWhy isn't the cast the orange is the new black playing these pirates MAY I ASK@captaindingbat yes mamaSo terrified I'm actually more of a wendyI'd do anything. Train my dad to be a news anchor. Whatever it takes.It would be my great honor to lose 30 pounds to play the role of peter pan
12/4
2014
I used to be so wise http://t.co/HiVfnTNTBw http://t.co/6uU4TKtO18
12/2
2014
Just tindr-ing with a bag of naval oranges outside Dixon Place!
12/1
2014
@BSWFilm reeeeal cute
11/30
2014
I'm the non-equity deputy. Come to me with your complaints.
11/29
2014
Tindr Famous This T-gives
11/27
2014
At the march. Its awesome but a bunch of white dudes are leading the "hands up/don't shoot" chant and I'm like...
11/25
2014
White people are enjoying the fuck out of the looting in #Ferguson like they ain't loot this whole globe.
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11/24
2014
@captaindingbat sally fields in Mrs Doubtfireif i cut my hair do i ruin me forever
11/20
2014
Peak whenever feels good
11/13
2014
I took a Plan B once and felt nothingwhat if you put chapstick all over your upper lip and ate a clementine cutie? we would be twins
11/12
2014
One little text inviting u to see sideshow and suddenly u are rich
11/11
2014
Does this McGriddle make my Christmas List look big?Give sweating the small stuff a fair chance
11/9
2014
Claywoman interviewed by @erinmarkey!! http://t.co/emHMgNvfkL Get tix to see Claywoman on 11/15 here.... http://t.co/h6DfnqwpRE
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11/6
2014
@SAWdesignBK i have always wanted to perform that courtroom monologue at the end. need you to sign off on it thougham i making this up or is there a scene in patch adams where somebody swims in noodles@JasperRedd your Grimace jokes are making me diiiie@comcomJo it was a candid shot I took of the inside of the rice grainLast night I found the necklace with my name written on grain of rice that I got in myrtle beach in 1996. http://t.co/lk07RF1NXH
11/5
2014
A Kinsey scale but with The Little Mermaid on one side, Phantom of the Opera in the middle and Twin Peaks on the other
11/4
2014
Wet boas everywhere
11/1
2014
This tweet goes out to the girls that take the escalator stairs 2 at a time at Forever 21 on a Friday night. Wassup, babyDidn't realize how much I missed Mambo No. 5 til I waited in line at DSW to buy discount leggings.@jillpangallo is a human geniusWondering if anybody coming to the show tonight has access to the best caramel apples in NYC and could bring an extra for me. I have Reese's@inklines @JoesPub That's what z saidWant to tell my 9 yr old self (dressed as a Xmas present) that I will spend a future Halloween as a raging homophobe on stage at @JoesPub .
10/31
2014
Tomorrow! @JOHNCASWELLJR's GOD HATES THIS SHOW @JoesPub. w/@ErinMarkey, @ajlobster, @ItsToriScott, @glamNcheese. TIX: http://t.co/XwMyvo6Y6e
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10/30
2014
If I wanted a cat I would name it cheap umbrella@captaindingbat as u wish@ErinMarkey Allow me to amend. I'm going as a mature adult who thanks her busdriver 3 times for waiting while she finds her 7 day MetroCard@ErinMarkey Strike that. I'm going as a woman who joyously takes yellow cabs and who doesn't watch the route on her cracked droid@ErinMarkey Actually no. I'm going as a punishment that fits the crime.For Halloween I'm going as a gal who treats herself to moving supplies from Home DepotQuit harassing me I'm a human beanDJ Murphy Bed ExpressAnna Wintour spotted outside of Koffeecake Corner acting like she's not #AnnaWintour http://t.co/sGAzwEQRtmFailure is huge right now. I feel so alive
10/29
2014
felt somewhat relevant when NYPD called me about line of baking soda I pretended to do off of a baby's stomach as an unpaid actress 1 yr agomay i kickstart you
10/26
2014
Tonight + Tmrw @ 8pm. Memory Foam at @BAXarts! work by @TheeIrishHorse, @biglar678, #NaomiRaddatz, #EnverChakartash, #NikkiCalonge & me!
10/24
2014
This weekend @BAXarts MEMORY FOAM curated by @ErinMarkey http://t.co/s5O3APIQ95
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10/22
2014
@FeldmanAdam Sad face was for Jan. I am complimented for sure!
10/10
2014
@FeldmanAdam :). :(I'm hungry but I'll have time to eat when I'm deadThis stranger baby will never remember that I watched him while his mom was peeing in a coffeeshop but I will remember it for hours.
10/9
2014
Up next at Forest Fringe: @blobelwarming and @ErinMarkey
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10/4
2014
Hey cool kids, why don't you spare some time and $$$ for @HalfStraddle benefit Sunday @TheKitchen_NYC? They make it happen & are oh so nice!
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10/2
2014
Don't miss @ErinMarkey, Adam Enright, Anna Marquardt, and Tori Scott in GOD HATES THIS SHOW this Halloween @JoesPub. http://t.co/RP2SAho6a9
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9/30
2014
I just made sprite. It was so easy. Recipe passed down from my freezer: 2L sprite + ice cubes* *Ice cubes: frozen bits of compost + water
9/28
2014
I like it when the hulu guy just says real straight-up: Presented by Reese's Peanut Butter Cups b/c that's how I feel about everything.
9/24
2014
my parents never taught me how to breakdance so whenever I get that urge I just hit "Reply All" til everybody starts clapping in unison."A radiator is not a table" remarked the smug cup of coffee as it relaxed onto the floor.
9/22
2014
Quietly farting, she packed her suitcase to return to New York City.Woo! RT@nytimestheater New #nytcriticspicks: "Rock Bottom" with @bridgeteverett @JoesPub (Photo: Sara Krulwich/NYT) http://t.co/tOHvGOSvbD
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9/20
2014
Hungry Butts Eat Sweatpants
9/18
2014
pretty blonde reaches into a golden seashell and has twenty seconds to talk about gun violence #MissAmericadrinking Guinness is like drinking a blanket@VegasLoLay hecklahhh?
9/14
2014
Bottoms up, @BridgetEverett! #ROCKBOTTOM begins tonight at 9:30! Who's rocking out with us?
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9/9
2014
First episode of Rods and Cones is up!!! http://t.co/xmch5Uue4t @wifeytv @Blisick @ErinMarkey @DYNASTYHANDBAG
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyMe & @billycheer got shooshed on Amtrak quiet car so now we are quietly lipsyncing Mariah w/ headphones. There r so many ways to be quiet.
9/8
2014
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