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Empire's News Editor, host of the Empire Podcast, and all-round Q&A-hole. It's ok. I wouldn't follow me either.

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Today's episode of The Adventures Of Jeff Wells, in which Miles Teller calls him a pervert, is an all-time classic. http://t.co/Zpxo1BtqNINeil Warnock's yer ma https://t.co/FzZydsiesS
Retweeted by Chris HewittTwitter's down again, isn't it?Not sure if sharing a fizzy drink with reindeer is ethically sound. http://t.co/ypnivdKipICall it a hunch, but I think Christmas is coming. http://t.co/FpSay4ILQpJust one more meme, sir. #germergoat http://t.co/A5jixBqtzh
Retweeted by Chris HewittIf I didn't know, I would say MI6 was in the building on the right http://t.co/6IWai08j9K
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@shanebayliss By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings.If any Norwegians follow me, I'd be most grateful if you could send me a Christmas tree. Have you seen the prices at Homebase?@hrtbps Oodbye, more like! Amirite? Hahahahaha!@PeterBradshaw1 @BBCBreakfast "Well, this one seems to be made of paper, and has words and pictures printed on it. And so does this one."During the thirty minutes that twitter was down, I was surprised to discover that I have a wife and two young children.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@lokiarty @Loki_Lego The very best of luck to you!
@se7eren Yes.@ajsaladine @Loki_Lego *applauds*BREAKING NEWS: American remake of Only Fools & Horses to be set in Idaho. No word yet on who's playing Boise. #sorry #sosorry@Loki_Lego What madness is this?"Don't tell them your name, von Strucker!" #AgentsofHydra@TheMichaelMoran HIGH-CONCEPT HIGH-FIVE@lukerobinsonoff I'd actually watch that. Well, the first three episodes. Then I'd start reading the weekly recaps.Marvel announce new TV show: Arnim Zola's Agents Of Hydra. http://t.co/u2VhoLWCxmJust remembering the time Ryan O’Neal didn’t recognise his own daughter, Tatum, at a funeral and made a pass at her.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@StephenMangan WHAT. NO. WHAT?“@Koptalkpodcast: http://t.co/BKasWySS5x Here is the brand new episode with @ChrisHewitt Great guest.Enjoy!” It's me talking about #LFC.@Moosedog23 This is true.@Koptalkpodcast Blimey, that was fast. Thanks!@briankoppelman Amazing news. Looking forward to it!@ChrisHewitt Just realised there's a Far Side cartoon that's similar to this. Damn you, Gary Larson!"Would you like a chocolate? TAKE THE TOP ONE. NO, NOT THAT ONE. THE TOP ONE." - me, trying to poison someone@Koptalkpodcast Not a problem. Could have chatted for a lot longer. I'm a gabbler.@TimIredale1978 @AliPlumb And yes, there will be a live show for the 150th episode, all being well.@TimIredale1978 @AliPlumb Ah, I thought you were asking what the J stands for!@TimIredale1978 @AliPlumb I do know. It stands for nothing - he took it from Michael J. Pollard. FACT THAT, MOFO!!!@davemorrissey64 War does terrible things to a man. Terrible things.YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. http://t.co/8QJoJ7dmF4Finale. #germergoat http://t.co/UQ8dFvitrB
Retweeted by Chris HewittAnyway, this Ash T-shirt by @ZombiHeadshot may just be my new favourite thing. http://t.co/jmHLFff1ftAutocorrect just tried to break amazeballs into two words. Don't tell me my business, autocorrect, and I won't tell you yours.@ToneB75 Totoros amazeballs.@DanielaPhillips That's personal and I'd thank you to stay out of my affairs.@needtofeelloki I'll save them with a trolley dash!!!@yungkha Ha! I like that.@TechnicallyRon It's good, but it's not right. What's Mr Chips doing?@DanielaPhillips HOURS OF FUN. And no murder required.@DanielaPhillips Played it for real with Fola at the weekend, asking her to memorise our kitchen and find all the objects.@DanielaPhillips You've been playing that Criminal Case game too much.What's the collective noun for Totoros? http://t.co/8hlT3tqLRUHungry work, being a hero. Kick-Ass queues for a hotdog at the MCM London Comic-Con. http://t.co/eAfS1Cs2meJust realised who @David_Cameron reminds me of. http://t.co/9PFNm7wTokI just skimmed the Ebola Wikipedia page if anyone wants to invite me on cable news
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@PearlJammin He's got a lovely beard going on at the moment. Better than my scruffy nonsense.I just endorsed the Queen on LinkedIn for 'reigning'.
Retweeted by Chris HewittJust got advice on beard maintenance from Harry Potter.@thameswater Thanks Beca, but it was merely a humorous tweet. Thanks for your concern.“@thameswater: @ChrisHewitt Hi Chris, Is there anything I can help you with? Beca” This is beautiful.@McKelvie He's trying to be Farage Mk II. Christ, we don't need a Mk I.Avengers: Age Of Ultron. Just For Fun teaser poster. http://t.co/5EQ4MusrIr
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt“I’m not paying that bill. Put me through to my mate Gary Barlow.” http://t.co/lcBeRWDz2w
Retweeted by Chris HewittI'm angry at the sudden presentation of a £120 bill by Thames Water. It's an appalling way to behave and I won't be paying it on Dec 1stYou lovely people can help playlist @BBC6Music's Sunday show. Just tell us your favourite single piece of movie music #Soundtracks6Music
Retweeted by Chris HewittI follow the best people on Twitter. And @jamescdyer, but you can't have everything.@0point5twins And by Christ, they're still laughing. To be fair, that was a particularly good one. Real slow burn.@0point5twins They don't like it when I start. I feel your pain.@0point5twins I don't get it.@UpturnedBathtub That bloody blue tick is more trouble than it's worth. I'm going to throw it into the sea.TwittER. Because ER, right? Elizabeth Regina, eh? Because the Queen posted a tweet, right? Because I'm highly likely to die alone, you see?This is getting ridiculous http://t.co/JOqxf5qhJp
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@UpturnedBathtub @Jeffwni Grand grand. There you go. Now gimme.@daverking Jizzed one more thing.Once you've seen one Freudian slip, you've semen all.
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@UpturnedBathtub @Jeffwni That's all kinds of amazing. Can I have one, please?The untweetable blight on the video games industry *whispers* THAT'S REALLY FUCKING UP WOMEN'S LIVES http://t.co/Hp2onmBGpM
Retweeted by Chris HewittIf anyone needs me I'll be in Budapest, genuflecting wildly at the statue of Columbo.There's a statue of Columbo and his dog in Budapest. #ThingsYouNowKnow http://t.co/5xQ4qAbRe0
Retweeted by Chris HewittHaha! RT @stuka1919: http://t.co/wdaMiTrZIc
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@nickmurftweets @jamiesont "What is the deal... with Ebola?"Ebola Outbreak is apparently fun for all ages. http://t.co/PnpnDuvIEz
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@jamiesont "No Ebola for you!" Ah, how we laughed.@MarkMcFadden Good point. The cure has been under our noses the whole time!Ebola in New York? I bet it does all those cliched touristy things, like sit on the Manhattan bench, visit the Empire State, take in a show.Well, damn. Forget Earth. All of time and space is screwed. #DoctorWho has the Ebola virus. And went bowling! http://t.co/aY53pNpvX5
Retweeted by Chris Hewitt@ChrisHewitt Thor is gonna be pissed...... http://t.co/n2a5C5Xrga
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And yes, I know that looks like Joe Luber, which is a totally different thing.Joe L'Uber #updateaclassicsong@BenEverhart1 YES I SO HAPOY@Batmanuel101 Not a leak anymore. It's officially out. Watch it.BREAKING: film industry insiders say the Avengers: Age Of Ultron teaser could become the first trailer to win Best Picture at the Oscars.I don't know who half of you people are, let alone why you're in my living room.If you laid all politicians end-to-end round the world, a large proportion of them would drown or be eaten by bears.
Retweeted by Chris HewittHave finally figured out why people are going nuts for the Lamela goal. Had to slow down the replays to see it. 'salright, I suppose.I want to sell my spitoon on Ebay, but I'm worried it might trigger a b'ding! war.
Retweeted by Chris HewittThis tweet only works when read aloud.As far as the trilogy goes, I'm not sure which one I'm most excited about, The Sex of Ultron or The Location of Ultron.
Retweeted by Chris HewittTypical. A year after they release a movie about Steve Jobs they announce another better one. Always wait for the upgrade.
Retweeted by Chris HewittReally annoyed that Clarkson drawing bombed my sketch of a fruit bowl. http://t.co/tSbAFcms2i
Retweeted by Chris HewittThe fact that the rest of it makes not a lick of sense? Well, that's all my fault.The opening line was cut from that Avengers piece, for some reason. It was 'dammit Hydra!'. Now the opening para makes a little more sense.Here's a thing I wrote earlier about the Avengers: The Legend Of Ultron Burgundy. http://t.co/9o5WvPTPob@AndrewrLloyd Not sure. About 30, 40 minutes. Would've been longer if I'd actually been able to rewatch the trailer on shitty train wifi.Every set visit should have scenery like this. http://t.co/xYzECZnGyz
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