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Mostly nonsense, occasionally stamping out microbiological inumeracy, making food safer, and making podcasts.

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@hotdogsladies I love you two bastards so much. I can't wait.@johnroderick unless you write a book...Walking across Europe doesn't seem to be a very good business model. -@johnroderick http://t.co/DPKErwKxaG.@bugcounter and I are back from summer hiatus. Food Safety Talk 64: The One With Doug @barfblog is now up at iTunes http://t.co/HT5h2fHCv3
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8/28
2014
Finished The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break by Steven Sherrill. Weird and wonderful book. http://t.co/AJ8abo3dx8If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerIf you can't say anything nice, say it as a question.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@ProfCharlesHaas I just downloaded the free sample. I will assess and report back.@ProfCharlesHaas It seems only fitting that I purchased this on my Kindle.@monteiro Erm. So. Ethanol. So.This is what happens when you Purell-using monsters create all those super germs. http://t.co/NOq2VZraGT
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerSpent an hour on the phone with a magazine reporter talking handwashing. Plugged b2w. http://t.co/nOhXY0e032. @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin@lexfri Mine probably also needs some lubrication.@lexfri All set to send link to a recording of my super quiet Lifespan TR1200DT... then I listened to it. Now I can't un-hear it. Damn you.@Danbenjamin @hotdogsladies Horrifying Dyson facts: http://t.co/UhQ1fVcjti http://t.co/rsf0LRgETq
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@jshield @hotdogsladies @danbenjamin Interesting, but the *slides* are from 2008. Where is the peer reviewed paper?
8/27
2014
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Retweeted by Don Schaffner@andrewrbinder @benjaminchapman For the thought that I caught that my head was the event of the season.@drdrang I bet they also want you to email them a W-9.@thx1766 Ok. Worst case we can have Burns call a GA pharmacy.@thx1766 that's not good.http://t.co/3t0HQAXuOV
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@hotdogsladies @adactio +1Brilliant! "Why We Didn’t Vaccinate Our Child" http://t.co/h0wvlff4kf
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerWhen my kids were playing baseball I wish more of the parents were like @AmyJane, cf. JTT17: Baseball Hittin’ Guys http://t.co/edwTGWp2zr
8/26
2014
@benjaminchapman Oh dear. Without clicking the link I imagine this does not end well.
8/25
2014
@Slate simplistic and downright stupid article.If my imaginary Soc 101 is not to your taste, consider taking Soc 710: Social Theory Through Complaining, instead. http://t.co/5wyneVwDxO
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@KenJennings @johnroderick @Bumbershoot handsome(s)!@lexfri "I shouldn't pick up the bottle with my right hand. And I shouldn't take the top off with my left...put it in my pocket."🎶She looks like Eve Marie Saint in On The Waterfront🎶
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri does that look clean to you? Cc: @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies@benjaminchapman Appalling. Ashamed for the human race.
8/24
2014
Those baby carrots are too big. Those are toddler carrots.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner“@DoctorWho_BBCA: ”These are attack-eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these!“ #DoctorWho http://t.co/hvnQgxJqd5” #fb"These are attack-eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these!" #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoSeries8 http://t.co/GoDgaCttmH
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@nerdist @Markgatiss Strax spin off first, please!My long-standing offer to software developers to disrupt the living shite out of course management software remains open.
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@chlobird8 @BBCAMERICA duh, it’s bigger on the inside.@benjaminchapman dude my banana is nekkid the way god intended. http://t.co/xvCrFqk15O@benjaminchapman So throw out all the canned tuna in my pantry?“@FacesPics: An owl in an apple over an owl http://t.co/tA10QtzKQC” no pillows? Cc: @johnroderick“@rstevens: Cocoa-dusted tortilla chips, served as sandwiches with a cream cheese filling. I call them DoritOreos”™@lexfri @joshdi step 1: find a small child to ask questions in the background, step 2: ...@drdrang 0x36, 0x37, what ever it takes.
8/23
2014
@bugcounter @benjaminchapman there isn't nearly enough food safety in my life =p
Retweeted by Don Schaffner"Why isn't this raccoon the star of ALL media?" —John Roderick (in the Roderick on the Line the drops momentarily)
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerProps to @Whataburger for engaging with @benjaminchapman regarding food safety on Twitter.@lexfri 😢
8/22
2014
@tsiebertz @benjaminchapman we are slackers. Soon come.@capnmariam in our minds, maybe 😜@AmyJane @dwiskus I'm imagining an @AmyJane pep talk involves lots of shouting and the word "dumb-ass" said repeatedly.@JATetro @benjaminchapman Yet the article still stands as written, and I'd wager most readers won't see this conversation.@JATetro yes, but @benjaminchapman are irked because your article seems to make it more clear than it actually is.@JATetro @benjaminchapman Jeff from @IAFPFood, Sabah professionally from cross-contamination research. Franco by name, & Brent not so much.@JATetro Yes, he also a friend of mine and @benjaminchapman too.@benjaminchapman @JATetro Only quote from the paper I can find: "an epidemiological link to locally grown fresh cucumbers was found (4)."@benjaminchapman @JATetro I wonder if Jeff Farber think that his paper says that local produce is safer.@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health I get that readers want to read the papers. I'm not sure why that stops you from adding stats.@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health so you mean that there are papers you need, but you don't have access?@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health What do you mean by OA links?@JATetro @benjaminchapman @Globe_Health Sorry where exactly do the stats in Kozak et al. 2013 show that?✊🍆, but only because there is no Emoji for crickets.@JATetro @Globe_Health Also this quote from the end: “local does not remove all risk… The risk is demonstrably lower…”@JATetro @Globe_Health The headline. Grocery stores or farmers markets: which offer safer food?@JATetro @Globe_Health bullet point 8 on p 54 implies (to me) shift to organic and free range increases risk.@JATetro @Globe_Health bullet point 2 on p 54 talk about different countries (not farmers markets).@JATetro @Globe_Health where do Bourne and Prescott say “farmers markets safer” on pg 7?@JATetro @Globe_Health *Food* is risky. Grocery stores are just the vehicle. Your story said farmers markets safer. Not supported.Sure @JATetro @Globe_Health. Please quote where the 3 papers say what you claim they say. Can’t find it myself.@lexfri have you tried flappy golf?Just read the three peer-reviewed publications that @JATetro links in his @Globe_Health article. Seems to mis-represents their findings.@benjaminchapman He links to three peer reviewed pubs, 👍. But then misrepresents the findings of each one 👎👎👎.Russia demands Bulgarians stop painting Soviet monuments as superheroes http://t.co/Aaf2GfkxfA http://t.co/pk5rJ0pfUO http://t.co/eYQkz8Xqe5
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8/21
2014
@lexfri Working from home it's tuna, or yogurt and fruit, or peanut butter. At work it's soup or chili from the café in my building.
8/20
2014
@benjaminchapman If it's raw and the almonds were sourced from California, someone is not playing by the rules.@TheJesseBuss @FiveThirtyEight MN is really good at public health. The number of cases may be high because they are better at finding them.Here's why states should aim for 100% vaccination rates: http://t.co/2VgPNbCPmA http://t.co/kDfGocnHhr
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@benjaminchapman Denmark: that's not in Canada ™. I'm just an idea man, they are going to have to run with that.
8/19
2014
@DrRubidium @ShipLives @benjaminchapman as per my earlier message, depends on the active agent in tear gas, & if it's fat or water soluble.@ShipLives @benjaminchapman @DrRubidium Risk of pathogens in the eyes. Not good.@ShipLives @benjaminchapman depends on the active agent. If it's fat soluble, milk might help. Pasteurized only.@ShipLives, @benjaminchapman is a slacker. He was asleep in the first day.Our podcast is back and it’s better than ever! Well, OK. Let’s not get nuts. But it IS back: http://t.co/cSImsaaPUi
Retweeted by Don Schaffner“@ZoonoticDisease: The #pictureoftheweek: trial of netting to protect meat from flies, Nairobi http://t.co/MgD8jnDRMa” BIG flies in Kenya.It's not work, it's my passion. But seriously, it's a lot of work.
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8/18
2014
@anildash I like having houseplants, I just don't like taking care of houseplants.RT @apelad: @david_rees nudity / DONE #WineLabelScavengerHunt http://t.co/ybNSOMP7G8
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerThe bank now has an adding machine. A wonderful invention, but it makes a common man's head ache just to look at it. AR1902
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@smoemeth I bet the traffic is not as bad in December.Stop copying our state bird. I'm looking at you @johnroderick. https://t.co/34ntViU4d6Turns out.
Retweeted by Don SchaffnerThe Microbiology of Celebrity http://t.co/FG3wbZZBub@OvercastFM Maybe the button placement below the logo will help.Even the Icelandic PM is getting in on the "Toxo in meat makes you crazy" craze. http://t.co/ip46955P6O
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8/17
2014
When all you have are photon torpedoes, everything looks like red alert
Retweeted by Don Schaffner@lexfri 😢@capnmariam uh... that's a bit ping pong.“@AcademicsSay: Philosophy Referee Hand Signals. @openculture via @GothamKnowledge http://t.co/STZ9depJSL” need to use these in my reviews.Handwashing, it's not just for kids anymore. #citizenfoodsafety http://t.co/IIWZvNmRnP
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8/16
2014
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