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Software Developer at Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also dating the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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@noopkat there is no such thing as too much hugs @kilmc
I'm looking for a Node.js hacker who knows C/C++, JS, large scale data proc. Full time, first floor startup equity, SF or proven remotie ok.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAmazing how many devs will build an Apple Watch app for a 3.6M install base but won't build one for Windows Phone with a 100M install base.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@jonathansampson I want to compile TS on the fly to the right ES version for the browser. @getify@jonathansampson @getify even better! I don't need to do the work I wanted to do!@jonathansampson is there an easy way to do feature detection for language stuff? like let or classes?@noopkat I soooooo wish I could go to more conferences@robertmclaws yet everyone has a Watch, funny how that works...@WinObs I keep cleaning mine out@datachick @nodns @lufthansa ok now I'm less confused. And yeah that does stuck.@nodns @datachick I believe it didn't work. My confusion is that I thought other airlines wifi also so I'm what makes @Lufthansa specialNow that I'm doing work with the raspberry pi I need another monitor #1stworldproblems@datachick but the wifi on @lufthansa isn't free...@ExchServPro of course! The best way to command a server is via the Force!@grinich makes sense.@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit been thinking just that@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit v14@grinich @johnolilly @TheRomit I love EAS. Been building my own implementation
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Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWe caught up with @jewelbots to learn more about how their bracelets will teach girls to code:
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard♫Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫I want it all ♫Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫I want it all@NickClement don't know unity myself but I know some unity Devs. Will pass alongDoes anyone know a freelance Unity developer or 3? Need a hand with a super interesting touch table job.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@noopkat it would be creepy, no doubt about that@noopkat are you trying to program fubbies with JavaScript?@noopkat ok, I'll bite. What you researching?@noopkat If HTML5 replaces Java I'll eat a fake cheese burger@noopkat It's a 3D printing point if I remember correctly
@noopkat in talking about clothing with my bff came up and it sounds like they may have stuff for you
@noopkat same here. Really hoping for a Code and Coffee from @girldevelopit. Have projects I so want others thoughts on.Apparently the HTML5 spec takes a stab at Twitter.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@ExchServPro I can do better: Turn on computer@ckindel the 32 and 64 bit.@noopkat :) Been to any good Meetups?@noopkat I say you're good the way you are@noopkat would you prefer the revers?A major cable channel is coming out with Shark Tank for videogames. You pitch your game, they fund it. Please RT.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWhenever I see a picture of Samus I get confused because it doesn't look like @samusclone. What has @Isometricshow done to me ❤
@ChrisWalshie You can using Disk Cleaner@johnolilly @TheRomit EAS for the winDiverse folks - APPLY!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAnyone know how to enable Geocoding in Visual Studio 2015 Android Emulator?
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardSmall-town Louisiana ppl. thought this sign "might have been terror message written in Arabic"
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardAnd I should and a great admiration for @antumbral's attention span.Between CIL.JS and what ever I'm going to call my JS -> .NET thing, my respect for @antumbral in creating #JSIL has grown immensely@marypcbuk @robertmclaws They may have made a bad choice in the website to useI want to use #Edge but I need Favorite syncing between devices and OSes. :(I'm not sure which is worse: Building a .NET Engine in JavaScript or a JavaScript Engine in .NETOne of the things I find really amusing is that people just assume that everyone on AM is a cheater vs lots of open marriages out there.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardDancing pigs. Dancing pigs everywhere!!!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@hentaiphd in that case I flirt a lot!I seriously need to either start a company like @carlfranklin did to work on ideas or maybe give some to him! Too many ideas!!!!Don't do this. Set a PIN instead.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@getwired But I'm not old yet!!!!!!!!@getwired a game that makes me feel old. What is wrong hereIf you freaked out over Wi-Fi Sense, wait till you see Google's new router.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@marypcbuk I sadly cannot claim a steady hand. Keep meaning to get a monopod to fix thatI'm so jealous of @film_girl. She got to see @taylorswift13 twice this year. I will see her zero times.
German city that ditched Windows for Linux wants to go back to Windows #German
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe to my JS -> C# transformation is not using the DLR so you should get full .NET speedIn theory I could go straight to IL but for now I'm going to C#So in my infinite wisdom (read insanity) I've started a project to compile JavaScript to C# that is strongly typed and still works like JS@SwiftOnSecurity everyone doing security in Israel is ex IDF, given conscription
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardDear Google, we don't have Edge on Android at the moment.
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There should be a helpline you call when you're feeling imposter syndrome, where you explain stuff they don't know & they go wow! @girlgerms
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardSays iTunes for Windows: "Math is hard"
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@marypcbuk sounds like something we would do at my Ad Network job. But we were writing nuts code to serve ads really really fastGood pledge to make RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I will not discuss nor retweet any revelation about a person's association with Ashley Madison.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@shanselman I've been guilty of Zealotry way more often than I'd like to admit.I do not understand the ripping apart of others in our industry. Why can't there be friendly productive conversations? Karma man .. be nice
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@slicknet just reminded me. Just started using ESLint at work and in love :)Please do not contact me directly about ESLint. Use the mailing list, chatroom, GitHub, etc. There's a whole team that can help you.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@sbisson @IrisClasson thanks!@marypcbuk @IrisClasson thanks 😊@IrisClasson work work work. Got engaged 💍Google providing you your personal router. Having direct access to all the traffic in your home. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@IrisClasson hey. What's up 😊
@onedrive useful
@onedrive yup@onedrive done 😊 pretty good. Be nice if it remembered scroll position when I go back up folders
I'm engaged 💑 yup 😊
@edbott No in Disk Cleanup (already ran that after upgrade) but good to know I can just remove myself. Will be nice to get the space back@robertmclaws Do I want to know?@edbott what do you do to remove the recovery partition after upgrade?How to find *anything* in Windows 10. Hit the Start Button. Start typing what you're looking for. It magically appears. Done.
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@TheRomit nice@TheRomit how long you out here?@TheRomit wait, you're in NYC? What are you doing in "my" part of the world?UWP dev tip: test in release mode. Found 2 bugs that were only reproducible in .NET native mode. Both related to reflection.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@JeffHandley I look at it like this: no browser 100% supports ES6 or 7. Write classes in Typescript and let the tsc take care of it
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis is my team. We created #Cortana. #ILookLikeAnEngineer
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@jonathansampson To me that would be a sign I need to change banks@onedrive That did it! Thanks! happy to have my syncing back :)#ILookLikeAnEngineer , a ChemE student who is carrying too much equipment! :) @isisAnchalee Thank you for this!
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard@datachick Rule One: If someone's a women, of color, or Jewish this fact must be mentioned when ever they are mentioned@datachick Let me guess: Jewish :)
Mom designed power plant & oil refinery controls. I design air planes #ILookLikeAnEngineer @isisAnchalee @swetalk
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