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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Added some new signed prints to the shop today, as well as large Blerch cake magnets http://t.co/0ipWHVtgqz http://t.co/ZI9gtJu2sh
11/20
2014
A great explanation of what Schrodinger's cat means: http://t.co/6NRteDUoEK via @SMBCComicsCat's Schrödinger http://t.co/J4y0p7WAtU
11/19
2014
#TBT comic: Why working from home is both awesome and horrible http://t.co/NIpJx9fxpB http://t.co/1JgcAiPVD3
11/13
2014
Some folks just landed a spacecraft on the surface of a comet http://t.co/9XeFkkSxd5BREAKING: ESA RELEASES FIRST HIGH-RES PHOTO FROM THE SURFACE OF COMET 67P! http://t.co/cNQKL1NqNGSome folks just landed a spacecraft on a COMET using ROCKETS, HARPOONS, & MATH And yet it still takes me 3 tries to parallel park my car
11/12
2014
Don't do it. http://t.co/YkxMWrBvML@cucumberjuice Can you screenshot that? My ad network is never supposed to show those kinds of ads.
11/11
2014
Dear @SenTedCruz, I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works http://t.co/rQWMlmJTmY http://t.co/dvxQGDZMBF
11/10
2014
#blessed http://t.co/xkHXIIK7IE
11/9
2014
Jesus Rollerblading Christ it's super nice in Seattle today! http://t.co/VhUyCzQ2hSOh, I have a comic for that, too http://t.co/cd7QHzXcKd http://t.co/9BdqqyHDEXDo you have 5 seconds to spare? GO VOTE for @Oatmeal for the #goodreads best humor book of 2014!! https://t.co/DKrw3fXeNS
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11/7
2014
And while we're on the subject ... "War in the name of atheism" http://t.co/Bu6XN6n0Jy http://t.co/Uq1dDdwwDp(COMIC) How to suck at your religion http://t.co/w237DX2Bo9 http://t.co/X62efm4g9TSimmons, it's time. http://t.co/k7zDTMMmKp@petersagal @PatrickRothfuss @paulandstorm and I know all three of you! 🎶THE CIRRRCLE OF LIFFFEEE 🎶
11/6
2014
OHMYGOSH http://t.co/c23iB42QLGVote for my book in the 2014 #GoodreadsChoice Awards. Do it and I'll make you a sandwich. https://t.co/8CwljAXwZO http://t.co/hLlLeWQaf9
11/5
2014
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10/31
2014
Comic: Why printers were sent from hell to make us miserable http://t.co/j9pBqICWRN http://t.co/sXs9TESLJFplz send help http://t.co/CizpoVpoThHow to draw hands in three easy steps http://t.co/ClqVrM47DK http://t.co/L7OB37zo0V
10/30
2014
@Oatmeal #blerch http://t.co/U03QwQIO3C
Retweeted by Matthew Inmanfor #Nationaloatmealday and #NationalCatDay and #NationalInternetDay, why not read the @Oatmeal about cats online? http://t.co/9eUODnMgue
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10/29
2014
Holy crap.Just watched the #Antares launch, which contained test equip for a project I backed https://t.co/iRyARsPPjX http://t.co/GK3YqIiptf12 days left to etch your name into a brick for the Nikola Tesla Museum. https://t.co/G20TWwx8eM http://t.co/Zqb3sgS8PKOnly 6 days left to buy a Tesla Motors / Wardenclyffee tee from @teespring http://t.co/PCFmNiQ2fY http://t.co/SfCDcc3C1n
10/28
2014
Let's dress up as GamerGate for Halloween! We could drink some Mtn Dew & then wander around aimlessly while yelling shitty things at womenFoiled. http://t.co/DlzpHXgeRZ
10/23
2014
I'm in Portland for a book signing tonight and this is basically the state of things http://t.co/ZDSzQY2kCJ http://t.co/np7G9uTIipPORTLAND: Come run with me tonight at the Portland Running Company. Beer & snacks after. https://t.co/HR5d8kyKcl http://t.co/WnFtRnf5rU
10/22
2014
Citizens of Portland: there's a Blerch fun run happening tomorrow, followed by a book signing at Powell's https://t.co/HR5d8kyKclBegin voicemail http://t.co/tFXV6Bp75rHey @oatmeal..why don't u use a product before running ur stupid mouth about it..stop acting like all the rest of the Valley d!ckheads! #GFY
Retweeted by Matthew InmanMorning thoughts http://t.co/ggMkYlbZ89Gov @onetoughnerd read this @TeslaMotors review http://t.co/RDW6NXl2Rf by @Oatmeal & you'll know you must veto http://t.co/JVaVgcS8jX
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10/21
2014
Log out, right now (A page from my new book: http://t.co/VyhWs2Vxv6 ) http://t.co/T6KzS7y8EJ
10/20
2014
Matthew "@Oatmeal" Inman visits our Tempe store at 7pm to talk running, suffering, cupcakes, ranch dressing, Godzilla http://t.co/oG4oWPUCIb
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10/14
2014
Columbus Discovers the Weight Room: http://t.co/Wqk2R8wNBm http://t.co/inmQw2bBkL
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@antomadra I know. Read the link I just posted.Today is #ColumbusDay in the United States of America http://t.co/13Pw3iSQCQ http://t.co/9YThgd62F0
10/13
2014
@intensenerd because I grew up there.Come to one of my book signings and I'll draw you a hairy potato. http://t.co/TMU8csPGiF http://t.co/wkBdYUJS5wSee you at 2pm today, Kansas City. https://t.co/hHJD7zdrx0
10/12
2014
@Oatmeal - der dunkle Herrscher http://t.co/19uHCdwli1
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10/11
2014
.@doctorow @Oatmeal Guys, most of history happened because of terrible people. We wouldn't have advanced this far without them. Get over it.
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@beatricebiology @NY_Comic_Con @sciencecomic I wish was at NYCC this year. I'd come say hi and make you draw me a mantis shrimp@doctorow @Oatmeal fuck you and your kind .....
Retweeted by Matthew InmanChristopher Columbus: raping, murdering, enslaving, genocidal pedophile [2013] http://t.co/lxhUxLWzf6 http://t.co/qY6jAd155W
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10/10
2014
@Oatmeal http://t.co/ccW1Aa11s8HEY ... http://t.co/607pAmw4WLMy new book just got on the New York Times Best-Sellers list! To everyone who bought a copy: THANK YOU! http://t.co/wo72kpaOkTA beautiful portrait of me by drawn by @pants http://t.co/jwTBMK6Gz0
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10/9
2014
See you tomorrow, Naperville. Book tour details here: http://t.co/JNfWCG9nnp Also, a pic of my ride is attached. http://t.co/46uLPOwtX2Come run with me in Central Park tonight. There will be Blerches and cake. https://t.co/3yoIl0MASJ http://t.co/gE2eqidBGKColumbus Day nixed in Seattle, changed to Indigenous People's Day. I <3 you, Seattle. http://t.co/OO0X7BTbcp http://t.co/8BCxYJutaN
10/8
2014
.@GillianA I did a book signing tonight in NYC and I saw we were buddies in this display. Please marry me. I <3 you. http://t.co/9lMOTbWM6M#NYC — Don't miss out! @Oatmeal will be signing @BNBuzz in Tribeca TONIGHT at 6pm ET. RSVP here: https://t.co/doDupOG9b2
Retweeted by Matthew InmanTrails runners vs. mountain goats http://t.co/nbnoCycnKv
10/7
2014
This is my favorite page out of "Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants" http://t.co/OK6O7ROlJj http://t.co/QwmfmoXCbVWell, I guess that makes it official now. @theblerch http://t.co/If8iZdU6yK
10/6
2014
Join @Oatmeal for a Beat The Blerch Fun Run in Central Park on Oct 8! https://t.co/t2oDCUIrvM
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10/5
2014
.@oatmeal ... 'Downton Abbey' runners attacked by giant Japanese hornets during race http://t.co/lJqDuYhG7L via @MailOnline
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10/4
2014
In #NYC? Join @Oatmeal on 10/8 for a fun run + book signing in Central Park! Details here: http://t.co/bILBikGZmZ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThe Oatmeal is coming! Matthew Inman aka @Oatmeal to sign his book @BN_Vanderbilt Oct. 10: http://t.co/MGVWM8OOOm
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10/3
2014
I made a latte for ya. @theblerch http://t.co/jURkuD8q9B
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Retweeted by Matthew InmanOn a similar note. http://t.co/a6eydpYOUb http://t.co/UJ6Sdr0sU9Oh hello! http://t.co/TkO9LKNVbD
10/2
2014
@zoecello It was nice meeting you last night! Currently on a mad downloading spree of your music.Los Angeles: see you tonight at The Grove. 5:45pm for a 5k run at Nike, 7:30pm for a book signing at B&N. http://t.co/JNfWCG9nnpCOMIC: The crap we put up getting on and off an airplane http://t.co/6HuGzmQnNB http://t.co/DaCmEnChyN
10/1
2014
Whoa- @Oatmeal's new book was published TODAY and it's already #5 on Amazon http://t.co/imdTi49pJK !!!!!!!
Retweeted by Matthew InmanExcited to be seeing @JadAbumrad of @Radiolab at Benaroya tonight. So excited I drew Jad as my favorite animal. http://t.co/k5yBrV7hVcCOMIC: They say that water cannot be created or destroyed http://t.co/vRKlkx9v4g http://t.co/HVT0AqIpN0Asian food http://t.co/2XhP06ciShCame home from an uninspiring run to my preorder of @Oatmeal's new running book! Perfect timing! #ibelieveintheblerch http://t.co/o1HnpfbYQ7
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAlso, thanks to everyone who preordered my new book. You're the reason I get to do this for a living. http://t.co/oCHlWMhoYkMY NEW BOOK SHIPS TODAY! And it's only 10 bucks! http://t.co/oCHlWMhoYk http://t.co/OjlqBne48h
9/30
2014
@nakednews but I'm so good at it http://t.co/ChwhZZADkACitizens of #NYC: I'm doing a 4 mile @BeatTheBlerch run in Central Park. There will be cake. http://t.co/7Hea8QYJbq http://t.co/t39yOMJm5sBook tour dates announced! RSVP here: http://t.co/TMU8csPGiF http://t.co/At5BGugdtWTHANK YOU, BACKERS! We’re closing in on nearly $400,000 raised in 5 days. http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/7lSUOT0EeMHappy #NationalCoffeeDay Go learn about honeybees who get addicted to caffeine. http://t.co/CSS3wD9f0t http://t.co/1evHVDgeMfIt’s #NationalCoffeeDay. Here’s 12 coffee infographics to blow your mind http://t.co/01SRjH23x1 via @ILOVECOFFEEjp http://t.co/OjxpBvJjGH
9/29
2014
I found myself at a baby shower today where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a whiteboard http://t.co/8aP4oQuulE
9/27
2014
Instead of an improved battery life ... #iphone6 http://t.co/UvSNJO9UnmA memorial run is planned for the man who died at the @BeatTheBlerch Half: http://t.co/O60Rrc6OGT
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9/26
2014
Buy a brick for the Nikola Tesla Museum - The Oatmeal http://t.co/RkThRwNTSL via @Oatmeal
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@oatmeal Will you have 100 Serbian dinar bills at the Tesla gift shop? http://t.co/7y4Qe41AVf
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI'm gonna do a @reddit_AMA on Tuesday, September 30th. Proof is attached. http://t.co/QRYPcbKFBqNEW COMIC (sort of) http://t.co/A4JmNOjSJ9 http://t.co/t7ECi1XK1wBetween the shirts and the bricks, we’ve raised nearly $170,000 in less than 24 hours. http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/zUrgqGIg43
9/25
2014
I got permission from @TeslaMotors to sell these. For each shirt sold, $15 goes to the museum http://t.co/5QgD9ncQGQ http://t.co/EJpl3srLV2TESLA MUSEUM UPDATE: You can now buy an engraved brick which will be installed in the museum http://t.co/t6fYJRCoR2 http://t.co/x1IXIHphT4NEW ANIMATED VIDEO: Nikola Tesla Dood https://t.co/lA3lG885YL http://t.co/q237EACOwJI hate you. RT @alieward: Today is the wonderful Matt Inman's b-day all he wants is for you to tweet him pictures & stories about your cat!Today is Jim Henson's birthday. He would have been 78. http://t.co/WTkc0bf8CC
9/24
2014
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