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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Anyone else going to see @neiltyson at The Paramount tonight? http://t.co/iceCqSaSZuThe music industry in 4 images http://t.co/DkQqoUqM6q http://t.co/u6H2pLgjn2
9/15
2014
We're looking for volunteers for the marathon next week! Comes w/ a free shirt & lots of cake. http://t.co/libhshVwud http://t.co/Z1cXZzkrSP
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9/11
2014
Obligatory repost. What it’s like to own an Apple product http://t.co/9QEOv43xxG http://t.co/K25n5h2PBpneed this app on my watch http://t.co/FR7lXZzGva
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHooray a couple of billionaires giving away a free U2 album let's all feign adulation.u guys I got this incredible screensaver on my new #applewatch http://t.co/kgdrH6Pjqj"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec. God fucking damnit. " http://t.co/2R4MXIVIcY"PIED PIPER NEEDS TO PIVOT." -the creators of Coin today.*fucks with the rabbit ears on his Macbook Pro* goddamn shit poor reception watching http://t.co/2C7ADkrZsX today http://t.co/TgQeLAbuL8I love you all dearly but I have the impression you’re all blindly retweeting my previous link without clicking on it.What it's like to own an apple product http://t.co/IYseQDppeB haha I tricked you haha hurrhurhrrrr
9/9
2014
@RickTerpstra95 Your profile picture is a can of Coke.Morning thoughts http://t.co/lP5BaVHg4r
9/8
2014
@buenothebear Green Lynx Spider. I had to ask @alieward
9/7
2014
Heads up: I'll be on the History Channel tonight shooting @henryrollins with my Tesla Cannon. Video here: https://t.co/bvfuR8wNnj@3DFigueroa I’ve been trying,but the resources online are so scattered & I’ve never kept an aquarium before.I’m worried I’d kill the lil guyAlso, my birthday is coming up on the 24th. Can someone build me a mantis shrimp drone murderbot of some sort?"Let's Build a Goddamn Mantis Shrimp Museum" needs to happen across the street from Wardenclyffe.
9/6
2014
@jxxf A few hundred bucks, so I figure with the amount it crashes I should break even in a month.
9/5
2014
Will you draw my dog? http://t.co/OJ3HtfSelp@fansipans @IgniteCHARLOTTE sure thing, it's all yours.Fla. fisherman catches a rather large specimen of @Oatmeal's favorite animal (it's ours too!) http://t.co/Iy4L6jvHVG http://t.co/3AMYcJyjKm
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9/4
2014
@neilhimself So I've been told!Sometimes I blurt out awful things http://t.co/bLUHIS30SYI am sad because there's a cat on my head #feelings http://t.co/dfLRwpMnhT@Oatmeal I love you.
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9/2
2014
.@amandapalmer I saw your tweet about the comments on your ice bucket video, so I wrote you a little note. http://t.co/DcGPMyDTfBAlso, I'm driving my Electric Cruisebeast to tonight's book signing. http://t.co/qRViX5tX13 https://t.co/4sl3mQedgw http://t.co/kRZ55lJ4liReminder: I'm doing a book signing tonight with @PatrickRothfuss in Marysville, Washington https://t.co/4sl3mQedgw http://t.co/N1mSZ7gxRh
9/1
2014
Reminder: I'm doing a book signing with @PatrickRothfuss tomorrow in Marysville, Washington: https://t.co/4sl3mQedgw http://t.co/oJo7beOmZs
8/31
2014
I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman http://t.co/P0wDeG5Srj http://t.co/UcJKBUU5xJCitizens in and around Seattle: I'm doing a book signing with @PatrickRothfuss this Monday. Details here: https://t.co/4sl3mQedgw
8/30
2014
Wanna hold my babies? Full comic here: http://t.co/eiiX8Z1Pjf http://t.co/hhHO9e3JPfWhy haven't you had kids yet? Bonus panel version here: http://t.co/DfaXkpCbNA http://t.co/4XjTpY7OMQ
8/22
2014
Dear bakeries: we are still looking for someone to make cake for @BeatTheBlerch. If interested, email filter@theoatmeal.comNEW COMIC: Why haven't you had kids yet? http://t.co/DfaXkpCbNA http://t.co/lo1VMH9MZg
8/21
2014
How to get me to watch a movie http://t.co/S9KHgP1iyO
8/20
2014
6 coffee questions you are too afraid to ask your barista http://t.co/mpQsNrkwSz via @ILOVECOFFEEjpI nominate Tilikum the Friendly Orca Whale™ for the ice bucket challenge!I wrote a guide to running your first marathon. Full comic here: http://t.co/ggFbtVmKT5 http://t.co/f6yzVkMEZS@isaacinspace IT'S A METAPHOR, DAMNIT. Also, hug me. Do it or I'll burn the sky down.New print http://t.co/mPwGuE4xuu http://t.co/2AXcJamMNk
8/18
2014
Instagram: double tap mah tummy http://t.co/1WbZDWSyEj http://t.co/doOdj750Pk
8/17
2014
A failed experiment http://t.co/Yez3CttYq0It's such a beautiful summer day http://t.co/1d7Sk1MHSB
8/16
2014
Thomas Edison with an electric car in 1913. (Image via Wikimedia Commons: http://t.co/b8swgsHh4I) http://t.co/UcarbELaXc
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8/15
2014
#TBTcomic What it's like to play online games as a grownup http://t.co/BmIF9er4cQ@Oatmeal Songs are only illegal in Outer Space if you're not @Cmdr_Hadfield
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8/14
2014
@SarahCAndersen Thanks! I just discovered your comics a few days ago and they’re hilarious.
8/13
2014
Tuesday night doodle. http://t.co/fT0TwpaqLH
8/12
2014
Happy #WorldCatDay http://t.co/A47hAsw3kBIt's #InternationalCatDay and I thought you'd like to know http://t.co/uBuftKEHXJ#FunMoonFact http://t.co/KEs427srfx[COMIC] Hey bro, are you a flower? http://t.co/AdzNyOjaUr
8/8
2014
#COMIC bee in the house VS bee in the car http://t.co/1B6mVKvgBYHey bro, are you a flower? http://t.co/NIc6Nc3IGo
8/7
2014
Cats playing hungry hungry hippos signed print is 50% off today http://t.co/CGRgldfR3z http://t.co/4QERJQTW8z
8/6
2014
Super Squishy Blerch stress balls are back in stock. http://t.co/QOl2gog8Sv http://t.co/4456oac196Signed prints, posters, shirts and plush toys are all on sale for the next couple of days http://t.co/vebIIuS9cm http://t.co/CwGf8lyrxFMy website turned 5 years old so we're having a big sale to celebrate. http://t.co/vebIIuS9cm http://t.co/k3e9OJZXuV
8/4
2014
Mark Twain at Tesla's Lab http://t.co/IoxibI3QcD
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8/3
2014
There was a pretty sunset in Seattle tonight and this was basically the state of things. http://t.co/4VaAgHkZzd.@TeslaMotors Would it be ok w/ you if we sold this as a t-shirt and donated 100% of the profits to the Tesla Museum? http://t.co/z126QdqtsvAlso, I think my random button doesn't work on mobile devices, so if you are using a handheld device try shaking it vigorously first.Happy Friday. Click the link below for a random comic. http://t.co/Q4TxwU9ny6 http://t.co/C4u5mJuRrIWearing a suit to work http://t.co/6hPn8ls17O
8/1
2014
Credit to @alieward for coming up with that last comic. I just drew it and made all the characters look obese and inbred, as I tend to do.Today, illustrated. http://t.co/DmuYhWABsVI verified my contact info within minutes and they're telling me my site will be back up online the next 24-48 hours. Yikes part 2.ICANN seized and disabled my website because I forgot to open an email and verify my contact info. Yikes. http://t.co/TQjj6MzTnJ
7/31
2014
@mary_roach I loved "Packing for Mars" and mentioned you onstage: https://t.co/dZExBQdE5I Also, #RememberEnosThePenisThanks to @paulandstorm and @wilw for inviting me to W00tstock so I could talk about monkeys and explosions onstage https://t.co/dZExBQdE5I.@orlandobloom I heard you aced my quiz http://t.co/avWl3PIDPX http://t.co/X6zjKqxAQhNEW: I am here to teach you about animals in space http://t.co/NzcldZbyTL http://t.co/FCnKwnM1es#AsparagusBumDragons http://t.co/NGb4ZTOrkJIs there a word for when you modify a sentence because you don't want it to rhyme? http://t.co/Jaq2ncjgSq
7/30
2014
How to play airplane peekaboo http://t.co/ubHObYyZTL
7/29
2014
!!! http://t.co/wsUdxfoSjx@christinaha booth 1021. I'm gone now but I'll be back tomorrowDrew a Wolverine at comic-con and he's looking #sexy http://t.co/0ENCKyhJsZFoursquare is telling me I need to download a separate app to check in. I'm still cool to tweet from twitter though, so that's good news.
7/25
2014
@dannysullivan yeah, booth 1021@dannysullivan oh hi Danny.All set up at #SDCC. I'm in booth 1021. http://t.co/fIrYq4emKbHoly crap you guys I'm posting from an airplane! #exciting http://t.co/NeJWT1RLHK
7/23
2014
Who's headed to #SDCC? Ill be at booth #1021.
7/22
2014
Bonus panel to today’s comic here: http://t.co/J2mjCRs1c9There are only two moments in a father's life when it is acceptable to cry in front of his son http://t.co/dK5hOzbDrK@ShaneCulleton https://t.co/yH2GMdDudn@ShaneCulleton http://t.co/z6At66oDiUHeads up: only 24 hours left to order a @BeatTheBlerch virtual race kit http://t.co/jPSCviKYzO http://t.co/H8guywRwlHHow to perfectly load a dishwasher http://t.co/QzKJ1XzlAO (bonus panel button at the bottom)How to perfectly load a dishwasher. http://t.co/8puvvfhoWr
7/21
2014
@RagnarRelay heck yes. Team 395 will be on the lookout for some cakey litter.Just finished painting our van for @RagnarRelay http://t.co/z8B2NKRqWG
7/18
2014
I'm running the NW passage @RagnarRelay tomorrow. Our team is "we got the runs" and we'll be wearing Blerch shirts. Say hi if you see us.
7/17
2014
Virtual race kits are now available (but only for the next 7 days). Details here: http://t.co/DRZtm0Fcy2 http://t.co/BthpQBSDNi
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7/15
2014
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