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Journalista. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Coffee-holic. Alias: Mommy.

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Please make this stop right now. #TheBacheloretteSo. Painful. To. Watch. #TheBachelorette #ATFREnough lip smacking. Turn down those mics! #gross #TheBacheloretteAndi managed to squeeze out a single tear. Touching. #TheBacheloretteFile Josh's tank top under "Andi's doubts." #TheBachelorette
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperHonestly, no thanks to either one of these dudes. I have no dog in this fight. #BacheloretteCurrently being whooped at board games by my 5yo. How about a game of #scrabble, young man?
7/28
2014
They say each piece of bacon takes 6 min off your life. Each 2yo tantrum I survive has to lop off at least half an hour. #mommyproblemsMonsoon in progress.
7/27
2014
I am suspicious of people who do not enjoy watermelon. It's a summer staple!
7/25
2014
Beautiful night, every window in the house open... aaaaaand then the skunk fumes start rolling in. #sadfaceMosquitoes are the real life version of vampires, except they hassle you during the day, too. #eatenalive #mutantbumpyarms
7/24
2014
Home from vacation. Hubby and kids went to pick up Lucy. Can't wait to see my best fur pal! #LucyMaureenDraper
7/20
2014
I envy people who actually have the time to properly fold a fitted sheet. #mypersonaldemon
7/8
2014
Yeah, it's real hard to play hide and seek in the dark when there's a lighted camera following you around. #bacheloretteGood grief. When we moved to MA from KY, I thought I'd be done hiding in the basement because of tornado warnings.
7/7
2014
Really, #TrueBlood? This is crap.
7/6
2014
Either #HoneyBooBoo doesn't use nearly enough subtitles, or I'm not drinking enough to understand what they're saying.
7/3
2014
@DavidSavio11 yes, that works! Thanks again!@DavidSavio11 Hey! Kyle will be bringing Nick in at about 10 tomorrow. Does that work?
6/10
2014
@DavidSavio11 Sounds great! Will be Wed or Thu but will let you know for sure. Thank you!@DavidSavio11 hi! What days are you in this week? The young Draper needs his summer haircut!
6/9
2014
I have tons to do tonight, but got caught up in #TheBachelor drama and lost motivation. Folded laundry remains in basket. #tvaddictproblemsA salute from my late grandpa on Memorial Day. Miss you, Pop Pop. #memorialday #veteran #usarmy #sunset http://t.co/mcnO2yhKgR
5/26
2014
Mother's Day card that Nick made at school. Made me giggle and melt all at once. ❤️ #njrd http://t.co/9ZxW6LfiUV
5/9
2014
.@BostonGlobeMag | Perspective: How parents are ruining youth sports http://t.co/qD7dMUDwwv http://t.co/p3eJJGjWvv
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5/4
2014
Food at the Kentucky Derby: Smoked Brisket Mac & Cheese Smasher ($8) http://t.co/zySc58jcrb
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperIn the spirit of the @KentuckyDerby, 4 cocktail recipes that really shake things up http://t.co/fawwhUiRJC
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraper"This is the day for anyone involved with horse. The dream is to win the Kentucky Derby, because there's nothing like it."- Billy Turner '77
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperFriday am wake up: Dog chewing loud-ass Nylabone on the pillow next to my head. That Lucy Maureen Draper... good thing she's so cute.
5/2
2014
The rain pouring on my bedroom skylights is keeping me awake. #firstworldproblems
4/30
2014
I cooked dinner without setting off the fire alarm! #winning #hubbyisthecookThis morning's 7 am dance party brought to you by House of Pain. Here's hoping nobody barfs up breakfast. #jumparound
4/28
2014
7am: 2 & 4 year-olds arguing over which #mchammer song to play for morning dance party. Here Comes the Hammer won out.
4/25
2014
Reporting and writing this story for USA Today's HOME magazine made me want to paint every room in my… http://t.co/dXZkQVCemw
4/21
2014
2 yr old daughter randomly *loves* this pic of #GZA. She talks about him, adds him to her bedtime good… http://t.co/aqh9utgHFl
4/6
2014
Nick is totally into different license plates right now, and I still have mine from Kentucky, his… http://t.co/n9fLayQu2Y
2/26
2014
@PattieSimone Thanks so much! It was a fun one to write. Will msg you my email. :)
2/23
2014
At approximately what age do boys stop SCREAMING every single thing they say, even when they are 2 inches from your eardrum?
2/11
2014
Does anyone else watch the luge and think these people are out of their freakin' minds? Brave. #Olympics2014
2/10
2014
My 4 yr old just beatboxed to a @jtimberlake song and my 1 yr old requested "Wock your buddy," also by JT. My job here is done.
1/28
2014
Ew! He's kissing her puke mouth. #bachelorSo romantic, talking about barfing up octopus in your mouth. Gross. #bachelor
1/27
2014
Friday night plans: Drink wine, watch some trashy TV and fold five baskets of clean laundry. #livinontheedgeNick stood on the couch and took this pic of me because my selfies all sucked today. Not bad, little… http://t.co/k5YrtyFJxr
1/24
2014
Sick of rants against @RSherman_25. Ppl saying worse stuff about him than anything he said. Pot, meet kettle.
1/20
2014
Richard Sherman right now http://t.co/sKvmIbxFJo
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperLet's go, Seahawks!!One more outing while Julie was in town. Coffee drinks because ... brrrr! #boston #waterfronthttp://t.co/Eo57A467uf
1/19
2014
The snowflakes falling from the sky are as big as newborn babies, but are falling so fast I can't capture a good photo. #newenglandwinter
1/18
2014
Everytime he asks Charlene to accept a rose, she looks like she heard "Charlene can I punch you in the face?" #meanmug #bachelor
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1/13
2014
Each time two small children wake up by 5:45 on a Saturday, it takes 7 minutes off a parent's life. #momproblems #bucketsofcoffee
1/11
2014
Being sick meant I had time to read this week -- a novel by a brilliant author I wrote a profile on… http://t.co/vAmsaUrRm2Superman apparently has two weaknesses: kryptonite and four-year-old boys. Man of steel, my ass. http://t.co/PcXuM0LVym
1/9
2014
Funny sticker in front of me. (Sadly, I will probably look like this by the time this dude gets his… http://t.co/yB4L01KD2IWaiting in the pharmacy drive through isn't nearly as rewarding as waiting in the Starbucks one. Nothing fun, just a refill.
1/8
2014
Luden's throat drops are really just candy in disguise.
1/7
2014
@CharlieToft I hope you will be recapping The Bachelor. I am already looking forward to reading. Happy new year!Mind = Blown http://t.co/iBPqFVXVUZ
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1/6
2014
Love/hate relationship with all the baking projects me and my son did during frigid NE weather. #muffins #cookies #muffintop #sigh
1/5
2014
#photochallenge #day4 #weather #minussevendegrees #effthistemp #newenglandwinter http://t.co/XW2nMSnsWw
1/4
2014
#photochallenge #day3 #breakfast #dopeassscrambleyall http://t.co/wfQGfIx8nP
1/3
2014
Bought this hat in 2010 as part of a Halloween costume, but am now rocking it for real. Because ear… http://t.co/oCXA8IoQVu
1/2
2013
@lizbaker_08 Happy new year, Liz!! xohttp://t.co/470sohl8IO@ScriptGirlPDX thanks, Molly. Figured FB was tired of hearing about it, so I'd do some Internet therapy here.Amazing how hard it is to lose a furry friend. I've cried for you every, single day since your passing, Archie.
12/31
2013
New show on TLC: Sex Sent Me to the ER. Gives new meaning to busting a nut!
12/28
2013
I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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11/29
2013
Went pretty blonde today. Will report back when I start having way more fun.
10/23
2013
@kylerdraper You know it.
9/26
2013
Isamu Lee JORDAN Obituary: View Isamu JORDAN's Obituary by Spokesman-Review http://t.co/imIfdxEDW2 via @sharethis
9/8
2013
I literally just watched two people cry for half an hour. What is wrong with me #bachelorette
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7/29
2013
Saw a tweet from Lucky Mag that said "Hooray for crop tops!" Can't think of a fashion trend I would cheer less for, except MC Hammer pants.
6/26
2013
@CharlieToft I'm so glad you're still writing these Bachelorette recaps. They are my favorite!
6/25
2013
@lizbaker_08 and, an month later I respond! Hello Liz! I am the world's worst tweeter.@TheIrishJesus sorry, just saw this. Haven't been on much lately! How can I help?@Yeyo2Zuri Was so happy to see you on here! "Find friends" button really does work sometimes. How are youuuuuuu?
6/2
2013
Women are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. They’re going to want padding.
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6/1
2013
If you can spot the error in this baby book, congrats! You're one step ahead of every person who… http://t.co/64S84iHpaY@nwfoodette I rarely visit Twitter, but since discovering @80sDonDraper, I'm here regularly. My fave, hands down.
5/2
2013
@janawaring Hope your wedding is fabulous and stress-free!
4/26
2013
After they get suspect, I propose 24 hours of kittens frolicking to Benny Hill music on all channels.
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperDoes anyone know a good site where I can get a rapid flow of misinformation and unconfirmed reports coming in too fast to process?
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperI don't even know what to say, except I'm thankful for the brave people who protect us. Let's nab this asshole. #Boston
4/19
2013
The word "unspeakable" comes up exclusively in Real Housewives' reunions & holocaust docs
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4/8
2013
Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'MaisyF'. @ruzzlegame http://t.co/1lXsaDzubH
4/7
2013
Need some home decorating tips? I wrote a story about what NOT to do. http://t.co/oBH3cXJPfG
4/1
2013
If you haven't attempted mascara application while holding a sick baby, you haven't lived. #raccooneyes
3/15
2013
@janawaring Whoa. That is amazing!
3/14
2013
My almost 1-yr-old daughter just pulled out a wicked booty tooch during a photo. America's Next Top Model, cycle 1562?
3/11
2013
My TV just asked me if I wanted to watch #Hoarders in HD. Ehh, I think I'll pass on that.@TaylorArmstrong People who don't return carts at grocery store, instead leaving them to scratch up everyone's car. So irritating.It's winter in New England. Snow is what happens. But, damn, I sure am ready to wear something on my feet besides Sorels.
3/8
2013
Who knew Coolio was such an asshole? #CelebrityWifeSwapYou'd think Coolio would get sick of cutting all those little holes in his hats. #CelebrityWifeSwap
3/5
2013
Currently conducting a science experiment to see how little sleep I can survive on without ending up in a mental ward. #momproblems
2/26
2013
Stunned at how much food an 11-month-old baby can put away in one sitting. Probably more than a Hollywood actress eats in a week.To be clear, the margarita night was without the kids. #foggytweetsThe morning after a rare margarita night with preschooler and a baby = #momproblems
2/24
2013
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