Redefining cool on a daily basis
There's fruit in the lemonade?!? I'm there!
You know what's a funny word? Baloney. Go ahead. Try to say it without smiling.
Distracted, flying squirrels, and Alan Rickman: http://t.co/Hwb2SGp8Ec
I haven't ever gone on a sleigh ride...or maybe I have. I forgot where I put my sage. Maybe it's with my forgotten sleigh ride memories.
A famous panhandler complimented me for my nose. #interestingsubwayconversations
Tim and I just talked about the safety hazards of making zombie noises in public places. Yep. That's how we roll.
Late blogging (but not really), Tim's major audition, and Nicole Kidman: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Curling (as in the Canadian ice sport involving large pucks and brooms) is an acquired taste. So is venison.
Guess what song I have stuck in my head. Give up? Funkytown. I know. I wasn't expecting that, either.
Filming, auditioning, watching shows, great roles, and Frances McDormand: http://t.co/Rz825N7Eel
I heard a lot of David Bowie music this morning. I'm totally ok with that.
Moustaches are funny. Just saying.
Movie shoots, fun times, and Cary Elwes: http://t.co/MLlqda0hwx
Need a Halloween costume? I'd go for a personified bird option. Think "wild turkey w/ separation anxiety" or "tastefully seductive quail."
Being busy, making a movie, interesting jobs, birthdays, and Christopher Meloni: http://t.co/x1edbC7oZv…/october-19th-2014
If I had a pet duck, I would name her Peking and call her ducklings Pekinglets.
Wait. What day is it? Friday? It feels like a Saturday, or a Tuesday...
I was just told that my shoes are 70s glam. I'll call that a win.
Shooting a movie, and Robert Duvall: http://t.co/ISiQXZJPuG
I am wearing winter socks. Yes, I'm aware that it isn't winter yet. Don't judge me. I'm cold.
I have never been to Turkey. This needs to be remedied. Their food is amazing, and they had Nazim Hikmet.
This is a shout-out to bacon. I mean, come on. It's bacon.Remember that song, Cars, by Gary Numan? It's stuck in my head. That is all. Carry on.
Made my own deadline, fabulous movie shoot, and Lili Taylor: http://t.co/43Yn61HPqC
I want to high-5 whoever designed this jacket. Embroidery and leather combined? Don't mind if I do.
No, ice cream! Don't fall on the floor! That's not at all what I wanted you to do!
Have Cable? Watch DOA on Discovery ID network at 10pm. You'll see a familiar face on it. P.S. - It will be Tim's.I don't insist on water that sparkles. I'm not that pretentious.
Salmon is not a fruit.
Film shoots, auditions, Laurel's wedding (Congratulations, Laurel!), and John Cusack: http://t.co/XE7GUmQVWK
Remember the guy w/ the phone on Trigger Happy TV? Just saw a guy like him, but he didn't have the phone, wasn't British, and wasn't funny.
German chocolate cake amuses me. Delicious? Yes, but when did coconuts become German?
A guy wearing a plastic helmet with horns walked by me on my way to the subway. Right on, pretend Viking.
Job and skill-building variety, Tim gets ready to start taking an acting class, and George Clooney: http://t.co/mOZXkjEUoY
Someone told me that my purple tights are hilarious. I'll take it.
Bubbles? Yes, bubbles.
I talk to myself a lot. Nothing is wrong with me. I'm just an excellent conversationalist.
I ate raw garlic last night to ward-off mosquitoes. It made me cry a little. Ever ate raw garlic by itself? You'd cry a little, too.
First day of film shoot, difficult characters, and Benicio Del Toro: http://t.co/t0KHaMezG1
I'm not a sock.
I stood on a platform this morning while people drew my shoes. I can think of worse ways to get paid.
Ever had those obnoxious arrows show-up when you click the Tab key in Microsoft Word? I got rid of them. This goes in my "Win" category.
The good, the bad, and Shannon Elizabeth (definitely NOT ugly): http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Strange seats, early wake-up calls, and Chris Tucker: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Auditions, editing, German, and Stephen Fry: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Germany, directing, and Robin Williams: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
German, bettering, and Franka Potente: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Had my backside handed to me, two auditions, and Judy Greer: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A late blog entry, a good reason given, learning through reading, and Famke Janssen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
There are chili peppers in my chocolate bar. It's everything I hoped it would be and more.
I have a jar that smells like pickles. Don't have much use for it, as I don't currently have any pickles that need relocating.
Audition offers for Tim and I, workouts, yoga, meditation, and Vanessa Williams: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A role, auditions for Tim and I, spending time with my inner peculiarities, and Sir Ian McKellen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Tim books a role, auditions for me, lots of reading, and Meryl Streep: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Theatre, Shakespeare, career choices, and Vera Farmiga: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Rest In Peace, Eli Wallach "I never lost my appetite for acting." http://t.co/YQsLd06kwL
Auditions, headshots, lots of reading, and Monty Python: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Auditions for both Tim and I, new headshots, role-types, and Courteney Cox: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A role for Tim, actor-fun for both of us, and Amy Poehler: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film shoot, auditions, and Albert Einstein: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Happy Memorial Day, festival was a smash-hit, and shooting a film: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film work, two auditions, GEFF NYC, GEFF LA, and Ashraf Barhom: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A late update, major casting for Tim, three first-evers worldwide for us, and two movies coming up: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Cancun and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Auditions, another GEFF branch opening, crazy-pants, and Guy Pearce: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I don't know why yogurt gets such a bad rap. Be nice to yogurt, people. That stuff is awesome.
Auditions, new actors' group, and Noah Emmerich: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I'm not a "princess" type, but I'm wearing a fabulous sparkly belt and I've never turned down a tiara.
A callback, waiting for Tim's audition results, creatively hustling, and Jennifer Connelly: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Visited family, back to work, and Demi Moore: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Two auditions, family time, HBO has its eye on Tim, and Joanne Whalley: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Strange then good auditions, a possible journey with Tim to shoot a film in India, and Tilda Swinton: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Auditions, patience, and Sophia Loren: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Someone just told me I have a gorgeous sternocleidomastoid muscle. That's a first.
I'm super excited for Tim - He has another audition today!
Tim and I are still stuck on LA time. If only we could convince the weather to stick with us, too.
Figuring out living in both NYC and LA: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Auditions, auditions, auditions, and a film festival: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
A fantastic audition in West Hollywood, followed by lunch with the love of my life, surrounded by palm trees? I could get used to this.
Commercial shoot and Rhys Ifans: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
Guess who booked the role? I'll give you 3 hints: 1) This is my Twitter profile, 2) I mentioned an audition in my blog on Sunday, 3) It's me
An NYC audition, an LA audition, and Christoph Waltz: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
I posed in denim parachute pants today. Yes, they exist. No, I didn't know that before today, either.
Rest In Peace, Phillip Seymour Hoffman: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
A strange place, a loss for words, and Liam Neeson: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
What do you give that person who already has everything? 1) A calligraphy pen 2) A bonnet 3) Mason jarsMore writing, good advice from a friend, Entertainment tips, shout-out to Tim, and Dame Judi Dench: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
I need homemade marshmallows, STAT.
I'd skip more, but it just seems silly.
I'll go shark-diving, but not surfing. I'm not terribly uncomfortable in the water with sharks, just not disguised as their food.Brief weekly notes, writing, and Woody Harrelson: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
Whatever happened to The Limbo?
My eye shadow exploded in my handbag. That's ok, though. I'm having pie later.
I tried to update my blog and failed. Thus, you get a silly picture of a cat getting a haircut instead. http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
We are saddened by the loss of a judge and dear friend of the Festival, @AnaisBorck "And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
I am absolutely stunned and saddened over the loss of a truly gifted friend. Rest In Peace, Anais Borck.
You know that song, "Royals," by Lorde? I've had it stuck in my head for two days. Now you know. You're welcome.
Early blogging, life as an actor, and Julianne Moore: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
"Just to buck the system in California, I bought a Mazda for $6,000 when I was 15 without even bothering to get a license." -@JulietteLewis
Acting work (hooray!), short and to-the-point: http://t.co/7dUg1gSq3Z