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UNFETTERED AND UNFILTERED FAKE CHARLIE STRONG

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We're at the rv park off highway 24
10/25
2014
.“@christian_roper: When u got married did you read vows or make your wife recite your core values?” I read a poem called None Your BusinessThis is NOT what I thought Manhattan would look like.“@J_Sweatt: @ChuckFnStrong do you believe in Bill Synder's one meal a day theory?” What is he a snake?Daje been digging holes in the pit so long he actually fracked the practice fields.“@notAswaggyP: @ChuckFnStrong how many TDs for swoopes this Saturday?” Do I look like a flux capastrator.“@JC_Kaspar: will you schedule to play SFA soon” No thx we don't want to lower our strength of schedule by playing Big 10 teams.“@drnicomartini: @ChuckFnStrong Coach! Did you know that the wave is banned at KSU?” Good someone could drown.“@TechTina02: @ChuckFnStrong @kstatesports just some dude wearing a uniform and a wildcat head...” HE'S WEARING ITS HEAD?!? AAAAAHHHHHH.@kstatesports Will there be a full grown wildcat or wildcat puppy in the stadium tomorrow should I wear my chainmail mock turtleneckI ask Wickline who did you hire to defend you in that Ok State lawsuit & he's like "Pat Moorer" & I go he's not a lawyer & Wicklines like so.“@ThatGuyKick: Coach... Can you explain this graph as it pertains to those damn Aggies? http://t.co/7Tj7mxDU0t” Same graph different year.“@MikeCovington_2: Coach, is a ripped sleeve jacket ok to wear to church on Sundays?” That old Jesus was a rebel no reason u can't be too.“@kdubracing136: Don't you know North Kansas?” I think of all the states in the middle of the country as one giant state called Fatblandia.“@TYoderrr: Hey coach you should try running this play on Saturday if you want to win. http://t.co/I903y6LB23” Srsly is magic real.“@TexasSports: TEAM SHOP: 15-50% off all T-shirts and polos now through 10/26” I ASSUME THIS DEAL INCLUDES YOUR RIPPED SLEEVE POLOS
10/24
2014
I couldn't name a single team in the big 10Coach Snyder may be old but he knows how to get young men to do what he wants wait delete thatI wear a weight belt on each thigh.@kstatesports Is it true Coach Snyder only eats mustard.“@G_LEV3: @ChuckFnStrong coach, do you think sumblin could pull off a mock t?” I think he should leave his shirt on to hide those udder.“@n64ra: What do u think about the Wickline lawsuit? Do does he call plays or not?” I have no idea who calls plays or if we even have plays.@TexAgs are pumpkins just vegetable cancer.“@Wes_Hamilton: Coach, you've lived in Texas for a while now. What's your favorite BBQ joint?” Wheatsville coop's alfalfa troughWe could be undefeated but then we wouldn't be 3 and 4. 3-4. 34. You're welcome, Ricky..“@PowerCat46: @ChuckFnStrong @KState_Football #WildcatReady http://t.co/jibnnuZYcj” Is that real is it in the stadium please no
10/23
2014
.@KState_Football what kind of milk is served in your stadium.@KState_Football does your PA system pipe in crowd noise ours does we have the loudest electronic robot crowd in the big twelve so.@KState_Football Lets make this interesting you suspend Lockett and I'll kick two receivers off the team, say maybe Sanders & Meander cool?.@KState_Football What is the weather gonna be like up there should I wear a full turtleneck over my mock turtleneck or what.“@chrisgb00: Have you seen this garbage? TexAgs Films: SEC Ready-http://t.co/b7PHD8VIkw” Should be called SEC Not Ready.“@BillBurrell68: Coach, would you be worried about your job if you lost to OU 59-0 in your 3rd year?” No bc I'd resign like a man
10/22
2014
.@KState_Football We are not going to give that big old swoop any qb runs on Saturday so don't worry about practicing for that.“@gsquinn69: Coach, your recipe for meat pudding?” I'm glad you asked: 1. Put meat in a bowl 2. Sprinkle aminos to taste 3. Mash Enjoy!.“@cre8ivusername: how do you feel about playing a team in a stadium named after the current coach of said team” I don't have feelings.@KState_Football Is a wildcat a specific type of angry cat like a cougar or a ocelot or are you guys like just like any outdoor cat.@TTUKingsbury how do you handle the aftershave/moisturizing cream order conundrum do you use a two in one or what.@TexAgs if organic broccoli is not available it is acceptable to buy conventional but the same doesn't hold true with strawberries correct?.“@Gwarlock55: @ChuckFnStrong chuck have you had tamales yet?” No and I don't have diabetes yet either.“@McKidner12: @ChuckFnStrong what's @CoachSumlin doing in his avi” I don't know making sure he on time for the polo match who knows.@CoachSumlin What song was the DJ spinning during the Bama gameSo I ask that old bill snider how do I get to kansas state and he's like just go to Manhattan and I say try and trick me again geezer
10/21
2014
.@TTUKingsbury is it weird that I still use shampoo & conditioner it just feels wrong to shower without doing that.@TTUKingsbury what pant cuff length makes you look taller.@TTUKingsbury Hey Kingberry if I go tieless can I still wear a undershirt my wife says no but I figured I'd ask you anywaysPeople ask what I think about Kansas State this week & I'm like we already played them & they say there's a different kansas I'm like what.@TexAgs you tell me right now what is going on with this gourd http://t.co/reFp02k4iA.@TexAgs how long can you cook corn
10/20
2014
.“@JBTexasEx: @ChuckFnStrong We need to get #KeepSumblin trending, coach. Little help? http://t.co/neGhwPjCJR” Is that MorpheusPeople say Charlie like how could you ever doubt Tyrone Swoop his cousin is Sheryl Swoop from the wnba and I say what's the wnbaPeople say Charlie your defense gave up 500 yds to Iowa Steak and I say exactly we GAVE up those yards. It was our choice to do that.“@panthacat: Umm. Did you authorize this? http://t.co/EfpSP3d8zA” No. No I did not. That is not proper fan attire. Ripped Sleeve Polos onlyWe only played 10 on defense all game so everyone can shut up about Iowa state scoring 45 okayDid we beat the spreadNote to self only call go routes on offense from now onDon't worry we have a great place kicker.I blacked out there for a second what is happening was there a spaceman flying around the stadium before why is the score so highA minute left and we are up seven. Bend but don't break we're gonna play for the tie.What is that play called it looked complexI don't like coaching football it is hard and sadMalcom Brown just exploded that little running backs spleenAw yes exactly as planned. We have the ball on the one. We have the fumble play called here we just have to execute..“@LonghornHolden: @ChuckFnStrong thoughts on pleated khakis your assistants wear on sidelines?" Ask my daughter she watch project runwayNot sure what we're doing on defense. Hold on ill go ask. Brb.“@aforestnewman: @ChuckFnStrong does Mangino scare you?” No. Yes.I grew a beard in the time it took that little Dylan Haine to run that pick back.Hold on hold on I call a timeoutWho is calling all these long passes.“@KRProthro: @ChuckFnStrong he threw that pass in lieu of the stairs” A lieu is a bathroom in olde englandI did not call a TD there we had a false start on but that swoop must have audibled well anyway he's running stairsMy white mock turtleneck is a limited edition orange versionTHERE IS A SPACE MAN FLYING AROUND THE STADIUM WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE RUN AAAAHHHHHHH
10/19
2014
.“@shoutout_TAG: @ChuckFnStrong 2-4” even the mighty tyrannosaurus rexifus king of the dinosaurs was a harmless baby at one point.“@WWMcClyde: Hey Coach, do you know where that Sumblin is taking the Swagcopter this week?” The Montana swag mines gotta mine more swag.@CoachSumlin please tell your successor that I would like to renew our rivalry with A&M.@CoachSumlin can I have the barbershop before you go.“@OutsideTheBS: many are crediting ur defense vs Baylor as the blueprint for how to play them. Is that any consolation?” Ask a astronomer.@CoachSumlin hey Sumblin oh nevermind.@CoachArtBriles but at least you have a new stadium on that muddy little river so.“@DHolcroftIV: @ChuckFnStrong hey coach, any last minute advice for that Sumblin?” Nope..“@SharSportsCzar: @ChuckFnStrong What do you think of OU going down at home to KSU just now?” It was great and they lost the game as wellIt is called college station bc it is a stop over on the way to more desirous college destinations wasn't til 1982 they put a college thereWow the big twelve games today do not impress I think we run the table when we start conference playBaylor does not look very strong against West Virginia I think we will beat the bears this year.“@MrJoshPerry: “White mock turtle neck. Big Tex told me.” Don't play did he reallyI think I have settled on my shirt for game day it is a surprise.@TexAgs is this fennel also is this known for its afrodesiac http://t.co/gtlVLJcW5b.“@McKidner12: @ChuckFnStrong hey coach, being anything for Halloween this year?” Yeah a mailman. Gonna send Kingberry back to Hollywood
10/18
2014
.“@Taylor_UT: @ChuckFnStrong What are you handing out for Halloween coach?” Wind sprints, maybe some caramel-free caramel apples.“@TacoFetus: @ChuckFnStrong Do you like Marvel or DC better?” I don't like any type of ice cream.“@panthacat: Coach! Have you been out to the corn maze in Bastrop?” Maze IS corn duh.“@BigLosDaBoss: @ChuckFnStrong you think you could throw a football over them mountains?” No that's ridiculous only a giant could do that.“@SportingSaul: @ChuckFnStrong Do you have a favorite steak?” Probably Rhode Island bc u can throw a football from one side to the otherWhen that cyclone hit Dorothy house she wasn't worried because she wore a ripped sleeve polo & then she went out and beat Iowa SteakJesus didn't need an excuse to wear a ripped sleeve polo and neither should youCome support us against Iowa Steak tomorrow in our bid for revenge which is in revenge for them seeking revenge against us.“@Chris_Longoria: @ChuckFnStrong Coach, why is Paul Rhoads so angry?” He need to do more stretching maybe eat less red meat.“@MikeCovington_2: @ChuckFnStrong Coach, which came first: the chicken or the egg?” That is a trick question chickens are parthenogenesSome people have virginia techs favored in this game against Pitt but I knew they would not be able to contain Larry Fitzgeralt
10/17
2014
.“@UTweeHorn: So, can we call Sumblin "Black Leach"?" I don't see color. Seriously I'm colorblind I have no clue what color our uniforms are
10/16
2014
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