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UNFETTERED AND UNFILTERED FAKE CHARLIE STRONG

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Attention recruits I am now on Ashley Mandison hit me upHere's my summary of rudy : Oh there's fat Jon favro oh there's a hobbit oh tackle for a loss so what https://t.co/CTlf9FQVQOThat's the Sumblin calling the kettle Drunk https://t.co/YkvZT9ZHlODon't know don't pay attention the o https://t.co/Dk9pDV3qvzOh you know https://t.co/6NDeVyAgMPWho https://t.co/w8chTC0IqoOne week notra dame time to get your affairs in orderNo Yes https://t.co/9ebk6Cv3fI
8/29
2015
8 more days till kick so here's a word scramble for you to figure out OU SUKCSAsk him if he even knows the name of nwachucuku's victim https://t.co/3QigK2YrS9.@notredame you think you're so great w your big old painted christmas jesus giving presents and cocoa to everyoneThat is Steve pattersons son Thensel https://t.co/fagNZVNy95With treaties https://t.co/2qozg4cEkfIs that real https://t.co/JHoGHUNeWR.@CoachBrianKelly I got a leprechauns too goes by the name daje.@TexAgs where do mosquitoes sleepLeprechauns don't give wishes but garden lemurs do & my greatest life goal is to catch one & wish for a vitamix https://t.co/1yZedTFJDVI would but I do not have a passport https://t.co/1aB2Wi5rhx.@DiscoverIreland potatoes grow in the ground but they are not a vegetable they are a carbohydrateAll my players are fine wait don't send tha https://t.co/GqC4dPi8be
8/28
2015
Don't let Steve Patterson see it he'll replace the scout team bc robots don't need to eat https://t.co/EdsIq7h01QYou can't spoil true detective bc nothing happened https://t.co/a4BbU5KGHEUr https://t.co/a4BbU5KGHE.@DiscoverIreland Collin ferrel dies in true detective not sorry.@DiscoverIreland you don't own all the rainbows.@DiscoverIreland where do you keep all the charms9 Days til kick U know what they say Cats have 9 lives I have two baby tigers That's 18 lives Plus me is 19 Brian Kelly just one guyIs the big pocket functional I would like to have one if it is https://t.co/133SBjgEU1RAHEEL THE INTERN THAT IS NOT GRASS YOU ARE WALKING ON ON A GIANT LEPRECHAUNS BELLY https://t.co/H2mG5CGGl9.@The_Raheel Raheel the intern pls fly to Notra dame find out what the turf feels likeWhat is a pep rally https://t.co/hX6fLHtJkMThoughts and prayers but also how do you know she is dead if she is invisible https://t.co/pCIDIL1lRE
8/27
2015
.@cam_ctmd55 Last chance Ribley I need a TE you can come to notra dame I will let you kill a leprechauns.@DiscoverIreland from now on st patty day will be celebrated with bbq and shiner except for me I will be eating some dry whey powder.@DiscoverIreland you will be the worlds first football based society all schools will teach it all politicians must be able to wrap upA language cannot occupy a country https://t.co/S5CDkqjqK2.@DiscoverIreland your people will retain their lands but a new flag will fly.@DiscoverIreland you will enjoy being a part of Texas we have great food or so I've heard.@DiscoverIreland you had a good run as a country but it's over now.@DiscoverIreland I am sorry for what happens in 10 daysWhat We got a jetpack guy but no more band are you serious https://t.co/eqxN1x5PtE.@LonghornBand do you have a bagpipe section.@NotreDame is there any other food in south bent other than just potatoesLamkins couldn't pass 8th grade Spanish fortunately OU offers that class https://t.co/Rnpbzm80pTHaha you think we'll get to the goal line https://t.co/1hAvFTfQb032 all by safety next question https://t.co/wU45B01TnRThat's my get on the 🚂 or get out of the way face https://t.co/kLA9OnBO8V
8/26
2015
How losing to the Irish would be like letting hitler win world war two maybe even worse https://t.co/0oyhFUos0aI'm not saying that notra dame is unsafe or that their fans are violent but in case they are wouldn't you feel safer in a ripped sleeve poloIs that Brian Kelly https://t.co/cyhnsqosHO.@The_Raheel Raheel the intern please ask Patterson how we are supposed to get to France for Notra dameIs this the new domestic violence counseling center https://t.co/d6j4Bt0RC9They allowed alcohol in the locker room what https://t.co/IqejHzenwg11 Days til football here's a riddle What do you call a overpaid pile of pillows drenched in booze and glitter That old Sumblin
8/25
2015
12 Days til Kick Heres a rhyme Ring around the rosey You best make that field goal How'd you miss? It was only 30 yds Cut your hairI think I know what I'm doing @WoodshedGary @KEYESportsBob @chris_hummer http://t.co/VsEEBYCz39.@TexAgs is quinoa really just tiny seashells http://t.co/NRAtGn8sCeWhat new bad stuff did Baylor do over the weekend.@TexAgs does grass feel emotion http://t.co/TlfxLscPCx
8/24
2015
To all recruits I am now on linked in13 Days Til Notra Dame Reminds me of Friday the 13 Except this is on a Saturday & Pat Moorer is Jason U can't kill whats already deadSwoop came up and was all coach am I gonna start and I said you got a mustache like Cleveland how can you even ask me that
8/23
2015
Oh a dog punter real funny no Dicko is a person https://t.co/Ta3hyhvw1ZIt cost way more than you think to get 85 mock turtlenecks pressed.@NotreDame only two more Sundays to get to confession
8/22
2015
Peterson: neachucku is violent to women Brile: ur breaking up did you say homesick? Peterson: I said VIOLENT Brile: homesick got it thxhere's a pop quiz Art Brile and Baylor tried to protect a rapist: True ◽️ or True ◽️Can't spell Briles without LIES https://t.co/zPn1o55HuU.@BaylorAthletics that tarp isn't just for covering up seats is itCoach I did something bad What'd u do Maybe a bit of rape Jesus forgives u Really? Yes Thanks coach Ur welcome go chase that qbKnock knock Who's there I raped somebody Come in you are safe here Where am I Baylor.@CoachArtBriles do you even have peripheral valuesArt Brile thinks rape is "unfortunate" yes art Brile you are right it is good youre not downplaying this https://t.co/9cdgEkDeZ6Johnny mandrel is all bee bop bop beep bop bop bop eep bop boopAll I conceal is my clavicle https://t.co/Gccselb0qvHere's a riddle: Who coaches baylor and has a little trunk where he hides Ukwuachu secrets You're right It's Art Brile
8/21
2015
Zack is sad He needs to rip of his sleeves & lift weights Don't be a baby you old zack https://t.co/W7K4yayWMmTo Curves https://t.co/tVcRyS5Y7zBought him a gift certificate https://t.co/vPuwUjyJGRCoach Mora you are a nice man.@ACTStudent hypothetically what are the answers for the next test NOT asking for a friendYou don't know a good looking man when you see one or what https://t.co/ynv6yHe3VZDev just do what I did when I took the ACT 10 hrs sleep Warm beef smoothie Watch vhs of XFL Take that test angry https://t.co/ytA1Eoy5UGDo you want the team to win if not feel free to have sleeves https://t.co/jjM1mBxHUx
8/20
2015
Moorer Moorer on the wall https://t.co/DJNf4ZSt63IM COMIN TO GETCHA IM COMIN TO GETCHA PUNCHIN OUT MOUTH PIECES HOMIE IM WICH YA https://t.co/3teoS5humxThose are fake I don't see one for Mexico city https://t.co/6BmNyi1oyGAre you serious I did not know I had a brother that looked so uh sooo uh hmm https://t.co/5csDK9R3mNCongrats aggie you beat Bama again the five stars should be rolling in http://t.co/HsJnP4yWQhOh man I just had Raheel the Intern buy a bunch of bells diamonds and gold to hang up around here https://t.co/M3uI6OQFwx.@NCAA time to take a 💩 or get off the 🚽Less than there are now that's for sure https://t.co/XxKWEIdEE1I was showing him how to keep a beat https://t.co/dl6LhZ11js
8/19
2015
18 days til kick Classical musician Sebastian Bach once said 18 and life you got it 20 yards to go You got a false start 25 yards to goWhich season there are four of them https://t.co/XxKWEIdEE1OL Starting Five Connery Williams Flower Flannery O'Doyle Kasper Jerkins Patrice Vahee19 days until kick heres a tongue twister: OU Sucks
8/18
2015
Yes your honor I do remember and I also remember that you all stood on stools and did not bring a stool for me https://t.co/IkI0DP7IG9Pulverized meat cakes
8/17
2015
I don't play mind games with my players except when I am https://t.co/Bh3CsiFzw1
8/16
2015
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