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BaileyCon @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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My green screen has arrived!!! ๐Ÿ˜
7/3
2015
Listening to this band and song for the first time, and it gave me goosebumps. The guitar and her voice and the druโ€ฆ http://t.co/tTzGDeID8C
7/1
2015
I can't people today. ๐Ÿ˜‘
6/29
2015
When an atheist tells me what the Bible says I suppose it's a lot like how a woman feels when a man tells her about being pregnant.
Retweeted by BaileyConThe rainbows can go away now, mmk?
6/28
2015
Throwing up in my mouth a little tonight. Just from mushy Facebook statuses.
6/27
2015
Sooo...I think I want to take this vacation. http://t.co/BVJRbZhD4KI officially have a sick obsession with Dr. Who. I found myself daydreaming about the Dr. coming to take me away :-)Ice cream delivery needs to be a thing. #shitthatmattersMy ONLY beef: if churches are going to be treated as the cupcake companies have, Hell will be raised. Quite literally. God won't have it.
6/26
2015
@ItsThatBriGuy haha!!To leave. https://t.co/FBe3VrXsc3Trying very hard not to be an asshole today. :)my cover of Mirror by Justin Timberlake https://t.co/DpL1dKiTI6Some girls spend money on clothes, and mani/pedis. Me? I just bought a green screen. #geeklife@TimGamble thx for the RT!Did a Justin Timberlake cover of Mirror. Please Like it if you like it, and share!! ๐Ÿ˜†: https://t.co/onXU4pwQg2
6/25
2015
Rooahhh!!It's a rainy day, so I recorded a song for a rainy day! Please like it & share :) I'm Not the Only One https://t.co/HtBOuoUICX via @YouTubeToo early. Can't fall back asleep....coffee time, I guess.
6/24
2015
What 2 songs should I so for my The Voice audition (video submission)? I can't decide.
6/22
2015
@charlenezale how was I not following you?! I'm such a derp
6/18
2015
It had to be done. You're welcome. #transracial #transgender #transspiecies http://t.co/UZKuHhteMy
6/14
2015
Whites becoming blacks, men becoming women, dogs & cats sleeping together...MASS HYSTERIA #BillMurrayref #AskRachel http://t.co/pGrTXWB2KA
Retweeted by BaileyCon#AskRachel Who won??? https://t.co/OKPtjAMIRF#askRachel Hey girl, I like your fraux ;-)it's so cooold in tha D! https://t.co/hdU3P5WZlZ
6/13
2015
What was Willis talking about? #AskRachel
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6/12
2015
Omg Moaning Myrtle is on Dr. Who!!!<----- Newly obsessed with Dr. Who!!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•ง๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•‘
6/9
2015
""Hot pockets and a bong...all systems go..." - @BOOB_level
6/7
2015
@JDtheBard haha awww :-)@lembas_n_coffee that's what I'm thinking. I need to just put my phone down and relax. Er, my friend. Right.After a first date, if it went well, who should text first and when?? Asking for a friend...
6/6
2015
The #manbun needs to go away right this minute.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft mutilating your genitals is "brave."#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft any good the founding fathers did is canceled out because OMG guys they owned SLAVES.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft you cant be racist and a liberal at the same time.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be a woman, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be black, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be gay, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft We didn't build this :-(#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft -- disagreeing with someone makes you either a -ist or -phobic.OMGSH I don't care about nasty Bruce Jenner. HE can really just go away now.
6/1
2015
I'm tempted. https://t.co/WjWjCVZ9tu
5/30
2015
@ddfissell I appreciate the offer to pay me but I'm just not interested. I am not good at delivering someone else's parody songs.@ddfissell with what?
5/25
2015
My amusing thoughts on the #BadBlood music video, and confusion at Lena Dunham's role ---> http://t.co/dj0MHXGSfhTook a nap. Dreamt I had cake. Woke up....there is no cake. #GoodbyeCruelWorld
5/18
2015
One pantsuit, two pantsuits, red pantsuit, blue pantsuit #HillaryChildrensBooks
5/16
2015
Recording spoof :D
5/15
2015
Hate being the first to wake up when staying at a hotel with people.... so boredddd!!!
5/13
2015
Just finished writing another political spoof, this time of an Ariana Grande song. ๐Ÿ˜‚ get ready for a lot more #bailofrights awkwardness!!
5/12
2015
Spoof writing 2015.....has commenced! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5/11
2015
Watching Interstellar..... This is actually a pretty solid movie!!Good morning, and Happy Mothers Day. Gals, you have one of the two most important professions ever! ๐Ÿ’•
5/10
2015
I know I'm super late to the party, but American Sniper was fantastic. Wow.***Finally*** watching American Sniper! http://t.co/g6TZ1QVGFvThanks to all who offered prayers for my grandma &family. She sadly passed away yesterday morning. She was a sweet lady, & is sorely missed.
5/9
2015
Just had the night from hell. who wants to come give me a scalp massage?@Bleeever thank you :-)
5/8
2015
Got my first ever manicure yesterday!! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’… http://t.co/LJnEmsf5ZS
5/7
2015
Happy #NursesWeek to my fellow RNs :)I will be going on my first ever adventure to a nail salon later today....I'm excited! #manicure #nailsalonvirgin
5/6
2015
Grandma went to hospice ๐Ÿ˜ž she's very confused. Glad my dad & his siblings are there with her. Still asking for prayers for Gma & family, plzSpot on! Damn. --> Community: Can We Guess Your Age Based On What You Hate The Most? http://t.co/XmLITq8XNc via @buzzfeedersJust bought my ticket for #80-35 to see @Weezer!!!!!! I have been wanting to see them for YEARS!! I'm so excited it hurts!!
5/5
2015
I'm the #illest, yo! But fo reals... I'm ill. sooo if someone could fetch me some books, 7up, saltines, and do my laundry, that'd be coo. ๐Ÿ˜ทAs long as I live in Iowa and work at Mercy, I will never have a normal sleep schedule. Neh. Ver.Fun skyping with with @BeccaJLower and @IJReviewEditor tonight! We talked weed. Good times :P
5/3
2015
Feel like youtubing today. Not sure what to film...currently accepting dares....Go!Yer just a buncha whoores.
5/2
2015
@TimGamble thank you!! Doing better last I heard :-)Asking for prayers for my 96 yr old g'ma!! Fell, broke her hip &pelvis. Had surgery ystrday, & is in lots of pain. Not doing well 2day... ๐Ÿ˜”
5/1
2015
@e2pilot nah just the plain skin colored!i've put bandaids on myself so many times the past week you'd think I was a 7 yr old.
4/29
2015
I don't know what's going on but I have just done a crap ton of sleeping the past few days.Good morning. What's the latest in #Baltimore?My search history ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/tQnEubeNIhWhat's a fun android app for me to download??I've inadvertantly adopted a biphasic sleep pattern.Bread apparently makes me go crazy.I've never had a real celebrity crush before....but um I'm pretty sure I'd be the perfect wife for Frankie Muniz. Just. Saying.@angelaisms I'm sure you look beautiful! But I'm glad you found something that works for you.@angelaisms nice!!!! I actually haven't used it in forever@michaelparks11 wellllll shoot. This could become an expensive hobby@michaelparks11 *confused*@for_richer lol nice@michaelparks11 ummm I don't even know yet.@lembas_n_coffee I'm gonna have to look into it.Baltimore rioters taught those elderly folks a lesson by burning down their new affordable housing and senior center.
Retweeted by BaileyConOn a lighter note, I want to start playing SIMS. Never played it before.My sentiments exactly. Couldn't have said it better. http://t.co/claLLKJzN1 via @scrowderThis is why I wish I had cable....I'd like to have a few decent news stations. But ya know. Money.A week from now, the people burning down Baltimore will be demanding you pay to rebuild Baltimore.
Retweeted by BaileyConI just dont understand wht people think they're accomplishing by burning down businesses and beating the shit out of people. #BaltimoreRiotsJust now reading about the #BaltimoreRiots because I slept all day.....horrifying.
4/28
2015
@oawdixon yeah ya totally can!Ive been sleeping far, far too much lately. ๐Ÿ˜ดHello Young People, I'm Hillary Clinton: https://t.co/H1wZft8kEn lmao...this is pretty funny
4/27
2015
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