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Bailsworth @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/27/2014: 5,266 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3Its too early to go home. Bout to karaoke some "we will rock you". Bitches.
People say women are hard to understand?!?? NO. Trying to understand guys dumbass signals, I may as well be trying to decipher morse code.I need a playlist for a "men suck" kinda mood today. I know, I know, I'm being childish....but here's the thing--I don't care.ALERT: RT @ScholarlyChick She's my niece. We're worried sick. #BringAmberleyHome http://t.co/17NwaJS4D8 #AL #Mobile #Bama #alabama #mobwx
Retweeted by BailsworthI hate that i wear my ‹3 on my sleeve. Always bites me in the ass, but ill probly never change. Im banking on it working in my favor somedayMy fitbit #Fitstats for 7/26/2014: 21,742 steps and 9.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@SJoy29 thanks!WOW. This is powerful! --> Shalom, motherf****r. http://t.co/NlFJocDqzk via @timesofisrael #IStandWithIsraelJust ran 1.75 miles without taking a walk break.....Guys. I've never done that before!!Ughhhh. I cant get back to sleeepMy fitbit #Fitstats for 7/25/2014: 17,786 steps and 7.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@EmEvans87 ooh yum. By the way, i cant figure out how to add you on fitbit!I need food. I dont feel like cooking.5 nights off! Woooot! Long night last night. Glad to be home :-)Is it sad that i need like, a solid week of being a hermit after socializing?? Im so excited to not socialize for 5 days....Apparently when i drink i become a stage 5 clinger. Its horrifying.My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/24/2014: 5,499 steps and 2.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/23/2014: 6,513 steps and 2.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@KristinaRibali its true. I have beer now though, so its all good!Great!!!! Making an attempt to be social and leave my apartment, and ran into the asshole. Of course.My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/22/2014: 22,070 steps and 9.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
I have cookies. I have wine. I have netflix and nail polish. Its okay to be jealous.@sgtwolverine well DUH!I am now going to attempt the impossible: baking cookies and only eating one as a tester.@shaunj_07 DING DING DING!!!Walmart RT @BailofRights: I see a woman in a full blown leopard print outfit. Can you guess where I am???
Retweeted by BailsworthI see a woman in a full blown leopard print outfit. Can you guess where I am???My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/21/2014: 5,859 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Is it sad that I'm excited to take my low census night to clean my condo and pay bills?!Love that I got all ready for work, then got low censused. YAY!Note to self: string cheese was meant to be chewed and swallowed; not inhaled and choked on. That is all.My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/20/2014: 6,793 steps and 2.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3@RealMichaelW yeah you try working an overnight shift and not tweeting!! It's practically impossible.@RealMichaelW nah I need the moolah!@MrFoPow yeah...a looong time! :-D@RealMichaelW low census means not enough patients, so they can send nurses home. I was offered to be sent home.@MrFoPow umm nope, I don't want babies any time soon!!I've been boy crazy lately. WTF? I'm too old for this shit.I just declined low census... I'll be regretting it in a few hours :-)
My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/19/2014: 8,289 steps and 3.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/19/2014: 8,289 steps and 3.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Ever have that moment where you realize, "holy crap, I'm an asshole"?My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/18/2014: 16,058 steps and 6.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@oawdixon good God that was awful. I'm sorry. "your mom" is just my go-to comeback :-/@oawdixon your mom is promising.@beautiflywings how could you tell?!Tempted to wAlk to the bar.http://t.co/aXVOLr21uY
Retweeted by BailsworthPeople are frickin stupid.Dude.... So it's not just me?!! http://t.co/pAYjwvdP35I literally want to punch people who use "literally" when they mean something figuratively.Going the hell home. I just want to rip my hair out from having to be such a people person all damned night. Frick.
Coworker after 3 codes on our floor last night: "who's the guy at the end of the hall wearing all Black hoodie? Creepy" Me: "grim reaper"Same room coded 2 morning in a row. Different patients. #cursedrooms #nurselifeSometimes I really, really hate being a chick.
I've kinda been bipolar lately. At least I've been pretty darn happy the past few days. Amazing what a karaoke date can do for a girl :-)
Welp. Spose I should walk back to the bar to get my car. Derp.:-)
Be proud of being a huntress, or a mom, or a gun carrier, or a pro-life advocate, or a loving wife. #RealWomenRealPower
Retweeted by BailsworthThis is my absolute favorite song lately. ---> http://t.co/p08w2xaD3uI'm up early on my day off.....surprisingly in a great mood!
@talkradio200 thank youuuuu cap'n obvious :-pI've got orange juice. I've got vodka. Hmmmmmm. What to do, what to do!?You couldn't pay me enough to be a social worker.Being at the age where everyone around me is talking about potty training their children really makes me feel really unaccomplished.
I wanna know what looooove is! I want you to shooow meeee!Who names their kid, Rat? Who gives the legal name of 'Rat' to their human, female child? Horrible parents. That's who.
Meh. Overall, not a bad movie. Worth watching. #WWZwhy do the zombies in World War Z screech like frickin dinosaurs? Stupid.Finally watching World War ZFresh blog post! 'Accepting My Adult-Childness' http://t.co/cL8LKjRaVLOh my God. I have long toes. I just noticed.
My dining room painting. It's OK to be jealous, guys.... http://t.co/FWbNxRGWQb@mooshakins lol i know. I was kind of insulted, actuallyI remember when my very first boyfriend told me this song made him think of me..... Ummm... http://t.co/Oje90M499x@BailofRights http://t.co/Bb5rDIBNYp
Retweeted by BailsworthI may have to officially join the world of adulthood by purchasing an ironing board :-(I'm going to make a giant painting of this and put it in my dining room. I'm not even joking. http://t.co/F1CuowIBHqPlanned Parenthood Halts Webcam Abortions at Tenth Iowa Facility http://t.co/WTS1iCpQMX @operationrescue @iowartl @bailofrights @iowagoper
Retweeted by BailsworthSpose I'm bout due for some blogging, too, hmm?@mooshakins I'm thinking you're right!Can't decide whether to listen to talk radio or music while I clean.
Oh and craft beer. And the outdoors.Apparently, we are all "very sarcastic" and "love to work out."
So I can't buy a bottle of wine after 9pm at Walmart in Wisconsin? WTF?? I am a grown ass woman. This state can suck it.Watching my siblings wrangle their kids for bed. One of those nights I'm appreciating being single and childless. Hehehe.spent the better part of my day swimming in my bro's pool at his new house. Now he's making bratwursts. Perfect. day. http://t.co/6SqYfAZrv7
My 7 yr old nephew: "who's your least favorite person? Mine's Hitler. Then Obama....then uncle Gabe. Bahaha."
@garysteveneaton well, its official. Cops like non-assholes.Got pulled over for speeding....& a warning. He said its cause of my good driving record. I think its cause I'm so damn friendly to cops :-D
This style, on my right upper back, using the text from 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 in it! http://t.co/vMmYzfhPKe@deppisch That sounds like the manliest drink ever. @KiraAynDavis@deppisch @KiraAynDavis vodka made from grapes can't be too bad. I mixed vodka with wine last night, and that was right on so many levels.@candicanelane I don't know I'd regret it. I've been entertaining the idea for a long time...over a year, and I still plan on waiting awhile@jwk152 Lol! My other idea was "Live. Laugh. Love." across my forehead :P@jwk152 not positive. I've got a few ideas. Possibly one of my favorite bible verses on my shoulder blade. It's a long ways off though.@repub9989 Oh yeah? Cause I'm totally gonna get "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE" tattooed across my forehead. :DRegretting asking any of you. I'm probably going to get one anyway lol.Poll for guys (in their 20's/30's): Are women with tattoos attractive or unattractive??
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