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I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.

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Happy Thanksgiving! I'm super thankful for all of the blessings in my life, especially these three. http://t.co/a4gpjZOMl8
11/27
2014
Heading home after @Davidburtka 's one man show. He crushed. So proud. If you get a chance, please spend some time with this wonderful man.
11/25
2014
INC(RED)IBLE: These Apps Save Lives. For 2 weeks 100% proceeds go to @RED to fight AIDS. #AppsforRED Only @AppStore http://t.co/om1EOjWkEq
11/24
2014
“@CaraCompass: I'm getting a calico cat what should I call her” I'd name her Puppy.“@smichelle2121: @ActuallyNPH With more than 11 million followers how much tweets do you get to read in a day?” 83.“@DieselPitman: I found your 70's doppelgänger! http://t.co/5o3cW7lVdt” GAH! My secrets are slipping. You never saw this.A loverly review of my tome: http://t.co/xPf3jCWTua It makes a terrific stocking stuffer, assuming your stockings are stretchy.
11/21
2014
RIP, Mike Nichols. Brilliant director, lovely gentleman. Total class act. His work will live on forever.
11/20
2014
I haven't yet entered the Show of Freaks. But fair warning: I'm a'comin'..! #AHSLiveTweet #chameleons
11/19
2014
...I was almost so sexy...
11/18
2014
R. A. Montgomery: thanks for all of the (Choose Your Own) adventures over the years. Rest in peace. http://t.co/7RgtoOvdv2
11/14
2014
“@MackaMettey: @ActuallyNPH's new book makes me lighter than air! #nphbook #levitation http://t.co/yHJK88RLbg” Yes! http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9I'm solo in NOLA! Ate dinner at Cochon, unbelievably delicious. Pics of the dishes at @NPHFoodPorn, worth a look. Oh, and I'm filming AHS:FS
11/12
2014
Welcome to Broadway, Emma Stone! Can't wait to see your Sally Bowles in @Cabaret_Musical, starting tonight. Break a leg. And a heart.48 hrs left to support a lovely cause by hanging w/ @himymcraig and @CarterBays at the inspiration for Maclaren's! https://t.co/fRluIwleKSIt's Veterans Day. Sincere thanks to all those who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces for protecting our country. I salute you.
11/11
2014
Vote for my book to be the funnierest of them all! https://t.co/2WhM7Pptuo
11/10
2014
“@CaraCompass: @ActuallyNPH Who won the #nphbook competition?” It's still in play!!Early holiday shoppers: May I suggest my autobiography? It's entertaining, educational, and easy to wrap! http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9 #beatbox
11/7
2014
Penny made me laugh at Absinthe in Vegas, and also in this, her Kickstarter plea. Worth a look & some scratch: http://t.co/KUUprLTJdF“@henrysodt: Some levitating at Costco with a great read... #nphbook #levitating http://t.co/YyWpu2KxUa” Yes! Costc-OH, I'm floating!
11/6
2014
“@samoss22: Just doing some "light" reading at walmart.. #nphbook #literallymagic #wow http://t.co/yMC6UoxKzE” Yes!
11/5
2014
Took the family to the @BigAppleCircus today. Had an amazing, circustacular time! #metamorphosis http://t.co/qonrD1Lt16Know this: my variety show will absolutely be crafted by union writers. I've been assured by ITV that it will be a WGA show. Period.Watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. While everyone in the ensemble is amazing, @MrJCLynch is sublime. Wow. Bravo. #TwistyThis video of the 2014 Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta makes me proud of/miss/love NM! Amazing! http://t.co/mj58cLF1kO (via @Colossal )
11/4
2014
“@dannisiminerio: Hedwig and Yitzhak think that @ActuallyNPH's book is magical. #nphbook #levitation http://t.co/9mYRY3MVaP” Yes!
11/3
2014
No question. This year’s Halloween with @KellyRipa & @MarkConsuelos & @DavidBurtka was the best ever! #sothankful http://t.co/yb0EhiSUZfHappy Halloween from Gotham City!! http://t.co/3gzmG44iEfPapa, when are we putting on our costumes? We want to go trick-or-treating already!! #soon http://t.co/UbWOdxjBczHappy Halloween! Have wicked fun tonight, but don’t drink and drive. Instead use Uber! Your first ride is free: https://t.co/TZ67uxL5K6
10/31
2014
Happy Almost Halloween, everyone else! #harper http://t.co/s9t02okoXHHappy Almost Halloween, everyone! #gideon http://t.co/jyBELP5U54My 2,000th tweet goes out to my handsome, high-rising husband @DavidBurtka. He’s very well read. #nphbook http://t.co/vuO2Q5dTa2
10/30
2014
A very classy night at the gala for the Elton John AIDS Foundation ( @ejaforg). A truly important organization. http://t.co/KVad0yIRBP
10/28
2014
“@brisbanekris: @nhitong247 You have an Instagram don’t you?” Indeed I do, sorry. Just not on the Facebook.“@nhitong247: Neil, is this your only social media account? The FB that uses your name posts really annoying stuff.” No FB, just this. #fake
10/27
2014
“@laurelise23: To levitate, turn to page 107! @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/o8Ayq6Hyae” Yes! G'night!“@Lonebinky: @ActuallyNPH's book is full of magic! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/W4HOFiFS4I” Yes!My book tour travels are now complete! Hope the book gives you a lift. Now back to these amazing knuckleheads. #NYC http://t.co/F1rqN6lHKwAny LA'ers looking to get scared while using their smarts should check out http://t.co/VaRoEmxK14. You have 45 minutes to escape. Or else..!
10/26
2014
Happy Birthday, @katyperry! Hope you have an amazing year. Can't wait for your Super Bowl Spectacular!“@yearoftheducky: Day 162. Challenge accepted, bro. #nphbook #yearoftheducky http://t.co/xVGZXORuI4” Well played, sir!“@PatMcCullough20: Enjoying Saturday with @Starbucks and a legen wait for it.....dary book! #nphbook http://t.co/Zh80uEVJp9” Yes!!
10/25
2014
Even @JasonKennedy1 and @GiulianaRancic are 'moved' by my book! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/Z8tpvkmoOR“@JBodine1122: does the originator of this automatically win something?” Umm, yeah. I gave myself an autographed picture of me. #nphbookHere's another good 'levitation' pic. Nice job, @CarlVolwerk. #nphbook http://t.co/OZpovMksj0Take a pic of you 'levitating' while reading my book. My faves will win something random. A gift card? A regift from last xmas? #nphbookOh my. Now @aishatyler is reading my book at @TheTalk_CBS, and levitating as well. So much magic! #nphbook http://t.co/YZbPL0EEIvWhen @JulieChen read my book at @TheTalk_CBS, she, too, started to levitate. It's magical. #nphbook http://t.co/RHuInRTHG5Visit @BNEvents_Grove at @TheGroveLA tonight at 7 for my LA book signing! Let's have a nice moment together. #smellnice
10/24
2014
“@seeshaughnessy: Just levitating over my bed while choosing my own @ActuallyNPH adventure! #nphbook http://t.co/qtMcarWMA6” YES! LOVE!“@Lonebinky: Oh you know just floating around while reading @ActuallyNPH's new book #nphbook http://t.co/3yu39bbD1H” Yes! #levitate“@kmmeyer4: about to buy @ActuallyNPH 's new book #nphbook http://t.co/PFpqs2CkYp” Yes!“@thebookofalyssa: bonding over our favorite book!! #nphbook @ActuallyNPH http://t.co/KqlQbsOim6” Yes.“@LillyWeyers: @ActuallyNPH #nphbook Just me and my cat casually reading http://t.co/ri0dtdiW4W” YESSS! Love this one!“@Yaniero: @ActuallyNPH getting my levitating detective mode on deciding my next move #nphbook http://t.co/ps3ZMUJXga” YES!!“@Balisandra: Why is everyone who's reading @ActuallyNPH 's new book FLOATING ??!!” Levitating. The book is magical. #nphbook“@LisaNPH4ever: #nphbook just casually hanging out reading a bit of the best book ever 😁 http://t.co/wB5u9Tpo3f” Yes! #levitate“@tommyspecks: #nphbook really interesting stuff here! http://t.co/K29sMIcE3l” Yes!! #socks“@vfl_sarah: just hanging out, reading your amazing book. #nphbook http://t.co/C4652cJUy1” Yes!“@purrfectmadz: just doing some nightly levitating and reading #nphbook http://t.co/geVkp1pCZf” Yes!!“@michaela_yay: @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/7MxBWPggPl” Yes!
10/23
2014
Here's my autobiography levitation example. Join in. We will send our favorites something. Not sure what. #nphbook http://t.co/8ObH6N1AEsSuch fun in Santa Cruz! I convinced the crowd to post a pic, reading the book, while levitating. You do it too! Add #nphbook. Prizes given.Heading to @BookShopSC for a Q&A moderated by @Davidburtka. Annnd, stuck in traffic, wishing we had Inspector Gadget's car. #RunningLate
10/22
2014
About to arrive at the @BookPeople in Austin for book signing #328 (ish). Loving on this town. Let's DO this!Today is my mom's birthday! So grateful that I got to spend the last few days with her. Please send awesome @gladsheila your well wishes!A behind the scenes, err, pages of my book's creation. Worth a read: http://t.co/fIMfKPr9XF
10/21
2014
Delicious NM lunch. Food coma to follow. Book signing later at the B&N at Coronado. 7:00. Come and play! http://t.co/bgRaIv2Gvg
10/20
2014
Love the haunted houses this time of year! Backed a @kickstarter doc about their creators. You should too: HAUNTERS http://t.co/hXeNuj7Y2dJust touched down into my home town of Albuquerque! So beautiful! The Land of Enchantment, indeed! http://t.co/lGBCUWBu46
10/19
2014
Had an epic dinner with @MVoltaggio at Aggio, by his amazing brother @BryanVoltaggio. If youre in the DC area, you absolutely must go!Oops. The restaurant from last night's handle is actually @oyaboston. Worth another tweet. And pic! Kumamoto oysters: http://t.co/hB1PyFESnQSushi meal last night in Boston: @OYArestaurant was spectacular! One course was diver scallop with black truffle: http://t.co/1NbcrHVmGq
10/18
2014
Bostonians: I'm in town for the night! Come visit me at @Booksmithtweets, 7:00. I'll be hanging out and signing books! #goodtimes
10/17
2014
Found out about this wonderful organization: http://t.co/HCGyvWsqSg The stats are startling. Sign up and help.
10/16
2014
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10/15
2014
My autobiography came out today! Huzzah! Buy it quick - the first printing is WAY funnier than the second. http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9
10/14
2014
Yesterday I celebrated the birth of my twins. Tomorrow I celebrate the birth of my book. I hope the book poops less. http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9My book event tomorrow @ B&N Union Square just got special–er: the great John Cameron Mitchell will be moderating! http://t.co/SP1nuutfLT
10/13
2014
Happy 4th birthday, Gideon and Harper. I can't believer that you used to be tiny baby things. And now, this. http://t.co/aohJ7XAKai
10/12
2014
Balls!! @MichaelStrahan & I accept @RealHughJackman 's #FeelingNuts challenge. We now nominate: @MarkConsuelos http://t.co/XWJhJoRwWa
10/8
2014
You must see @CuriousOnstage. Truly. I was moved, transfixed, transformed, inspired, gobsmacked. Filled me with creativity. Go at once.Saw The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time tonight on B'way. One of the most amazing things I've seen! So good I'll tweet again.
10/7
2014
I've been collecting @visionaireworld books for years - truly awesome. Now I'm IN issue 64! Doing magic! Check it: http://t.co/OetZb09jsj
10/3
2014
“@Neil69David: So are you loving the new Nick Jonas photo shoot?”- I'm, umm, married now so...um, yeah...I would never...umm look at... #yesFinally found our first of fall's fantastic foliage. #park http://t.co/UL5gbdocUU
10/2
2014
Walt Disney World opened on this day in 1971. Good times! Everyone Please Celebrate Orlando Tonight.Hey @SethMeyers, your very sexy wife was waiting for me backstage after my segment. She smells like heaven... http://t.co/2TFmDOL62m
10/1
2014
Had fun on @Letterman tonight. Talked wedding, kids, Gone Girl and my book. Tune in, it gets saucy - he asks to see my bare ass. #justsayin
9/29
2014
Seated uncomfortably close to MC Jerry Seinfeld at his wife Jessica's event for Baby Buggy. @LoveRecycled #stealthie http://t.co/5DovzzHIlP
9/23
2014
I'll be signing my choose-your-own autobio book at these fair cities: http://t.co/4Db2igbR2P Please show up and smell nice.
9/22
2014
Hey, here's a palate cleanser: a robot cheetah! http://t.co/HGVq6sM3LgHad a great night supporting @LGUS 's #ArtofthePixel gala. Friggin' @SamSmithWorld performed! Good times.We have our @LGUS #ArtofthePixel winner! Congrats to John Summerson from @PNCA!
9/17
2014
Here's a little split-personality promo for my new choose-your-own autobiography. 'Twas fun to film. Check it: http://t.co/3QAFpQk5jX
9/16
2014
Rube Goldberg awesomeness, this time with beams of light and magnifying glasses, courtesy of the brilliant @colossal: http://t.co/w8tPTZaZjECommercial comedy: The @LGUS Ultra HD 4K TV makes everything bigger. Check it: http://t.co/tMuZmeqYmL
9/11
2014
Couldn't be more excited that Michael C. Hall will be the new @HedwigOnBway 10/16-1/4! Great choice! See him or punch yourself in the face.
9/8
2014
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