I act some. Dig variety acts, Pixar, puppets, theme parks and great meals.
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm super thankful for all of the blessings in my life, especially these three. http://t.co/a4gpjZOMl8
Heading home after @Davidburtka 's one man show. He crushed. So proud. If you get a chance, please spend some time with this wonderful man.
“@CaraCompass: I'm getting a calico cat what should I call her” I'd name her Puppy.“@smichelle2121: @ActuallyNPH With more than 11 million followers how much tweets do you get to read in a day?” 83.“@DieselPitman: I found your 70's doppelgänger! http://t.co/5o3cW7lVdt” GAH! My secrets are slipping. You never saw this.A loverly review of my tome: http://t.co/xPf3jCWTua It makes a terrific stocking stuffer, assuming your stockings are stretchy.
RIP, Mike Nichols. Brilliant director, lovely gentleman. Total class act. His work will live on forever.
...I was almost so sexy...
R. A. Montgomery: thanks for all of the (Choose Your Own) adventures over the years. Rest in peace. http://t.co/7RgtoOvdv2
Welcome to Broadway, Emma Stone! Can't wait to see your Sally Bowles in @Cabaret_Musical, starting tonight. Break a leg. And a heart.48 hrs left to support a lovely cause by hanging w/ @himymcraig and @CarterBays at the inspiration for Maclaren's! https://t.co/fRluIwleKSIt's Veterans Day. Sincere thanks to all those who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces for protecting our country. I salute you.
Vote for my book to be the funnierest of them all! https://t.co/2WhM7Pptuo
Took the family to the @BigAppleCircus today. Had an amazing, circustacular time! #metamorphosis http://t.co/qonrD1Lt16Know this: my variety show will absolutely be crafted by union writers. I've been assured by ITV that it will be a WGA show. Period.Watching American Horror Story: Freak Show. While everyone in the ensemble is amazing, @MrJCLynch is sublime. Wow. Bravo. #TwistyThis video of the 2014 Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta makes me proud of/miss/love NM! Amazing! http://t.co/mj58cLF1kO (via @Colossal )
No question. This year’s Halloween with @KellyRipa & @MarkConsuelos & @DavidBurtka was the best ever! #sothankful http://t.co/yb0EhiSUZfHappy Halloween from Gotham City!! http://t.co/3gzmG44iEfPapa, when are we putting on our costumes? We want to go trick-or-treating already!! #soon http://t.co/UbWOdxjBczHappy Halloween! Have wicked fun tonight, but don’t drink and drive. Instead use Uber! Your first ride is free: https://t.co/TZ67uxL5K6
“@laurelise23: To levitate, turn to page 107! @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/o8Ayq6Hyae” Yes! G'night!“@Lonebinky: @ActuallyNPH's book is full of magic! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/W4HOFiFS4I” Yes!My book tour travels are now complete! Hope the book gives you a lift. Now back to these amazing knuckleheads. #NYC http://t.co/F1rqN6lHKwAny LA'ers looking to get scared while using their smarts should check out http://t.co/VaRoEmxK14. You have 45 minutes to escape. Or else..!
Happy Birthday, @katyperry! Hope you have an amazing year. Can't wait for your Super Bowl Spectacular!“@yearoftheducky: Day 162. Challenge accepted, bro. #nphbook #yearoftheducky http://t.co/xVGZXORuI4” Well played, sir!“@PatMcCullough20: Enjoying Saturday with @Starbucks and a legen wait for it.....dary book! #nphbook http://t.co/Zh80uEVJp9” Yes!!
Even @JasonKennedy1 and @GiulianaRancic are 'moved' by my book! #nphbook #levitate http://t.co/Z8tpvkmoOR“@JBodine1122: does the originator of this automatically win something?” Umm, yeah. I gave myself an autographed picture of me. #nphbookHere's another good 'levitation' pic. Nice job, @CarlVolwerk. #nphbook http://t.co/OZpovMksj0Take a pic of you 'levitating' while reading my book. My faves will win something random. A gift card? A regift from last xmas? #nphbookOh my. Now @aishatyler is reading my book at @TheTalk_CBS, and levitating as well. So much magic! #nphbook http://t.co/YZbPL0EEIvWhen @JulieChen read my book at @TheTalk_CBS, she, too, started to levitate. It's magical. #nphbook http://t.co/RHuInRTHG5Visit @BNEvents_Grove at @TheGroveLA tonight at 7 for my LA book signing! Let's have a nice moment together. #smellnice
“@seeshaughnessy: Just levitating over my bed while choosing my own @ActuallyNPH adventure! #nphbook http://t.co/qtMcarWMA6” YES! LOVE!“@Lonebinky: Oh you know just floating around while reading @ActuallyNPH's new book #nphbook http://t.co/3yu39bbD1H” Yes! #levitate“@kmmeyer4: about to buy @ActuallyNPH 's new book #nphbook http://t.co/PFpqs2CkYp” Yes!“@thebookofalyssa: bonding over our favorite book!! #nphbook @ActuallyNPH http://t.co/KqlQbsOim6” Yes.“@LillyWeyers: @ActuallyNPH #nphbook Just me and my cat casually reading http://t.co/ri0dtdiW4W” YESSS! Love this one!“@Yaniero: @ActuallyNPH getting my levitating detective mode on deciding my next move #nphbook http://t.co/ps3ZMUJXga” YES!!“@Balisandra: Why is everyone who's reading @ActuallyNPH 's new book FLOATING ??!!” Levitating. The book is magical. #nphbook“@LisaNPH4ever: #nphbook just casually hanging out reading a bit of the best book ever 😁 http://t.co/wB5u9Tpo3f” Yes! #levitate“@tommyspecks: #nphbook really interesting stuff here! http://t.co/K29sMIcE3l” Yes!! #socks“@vfl_sarah: just hanging out, reading your amazing book. #nphbook http://t.co/C4652cJUy1” Yes!“@purrfectmadz: just doing some nightly levitating and reading #nphbook http://t.co/geVkp1pCZf” Yes!!“@michaela_yay: @ActuallyNPH #nphbook http://t.co/7MxBWPggPl” Yes!
Here's my autobiography levitation example. Join in. We will send our favorites something. Not sure what. #nphbook http://t.co/8ObH6N1AEsSuch fun in Santa Cruz! I convinced the crowd to post a pic, reading the book, while levitating. You do it too! Add #nphbook. Prizes given.Heading to @BookShopSC for a Q&A moderated by @Davidburtka. Annnd, stuck in traffic, wishing we had Inspector Gadget's car. #RunningLate
About to arrive at the @BookPeople in Austin for book signing #328 (ish). Loving on this town. Let's DO this!Today is my mom's birthday! So grateful that I got to spend the last few days with her. Please send awesome @gladsheila your well wishes!A behind the scenes, err, pages of my book's creation. Worth a read: http://t.co/fIMfKPr9XF
Delicious NM lunch. Food coma to follow. Book signing later at the B&N at Coronado. 7:00. Come and play! http://t.co/bgRaIv2Gvg
Had an epic dinner with @MVoltaggio at Aggio, by his amazing brother @BryanVoltaggio. If youre in the DC area, you absolutely must go!Oops. The restaurant from last night's handle is actually @oyaboston. Worth another tweet. And pic! Kumamoto oysters: http://t.co/hB1PyFESnQSushi meal last night in Boston: @OYArestaurant was spectacular! One course was diver scallop with black truffle: http://t.co/1NbcrHVmGq
Found out about this wonderful organization: http://t.co/HCGyvWsqSg The stats are startling. Sign up and help.
My autobiography came out today! Huzzah! Buy it quick - the first printing is WAY funnier than the second. http://t.co/2WrsTWIRo9
Happy 4th birthday, Gideon and Harper. I can't believer that you used to be tiny baby things. And now, this. http://t.co/aohJ7XAKai
You must see @CuriousOnstage. Truly. I was moved, transfixed, transformed, inspired, gobsmacked. Filled me with creativity. Go at once.Saw The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time tonight on B'way. One of the most amazing things I've seen! So good I'll tweet again.
I'll be signing my choose-your-own autobio book at these fair cities: http://t.co/4Db2igbR2P Please show up and smell nice.
Here's a little split-personality promo for my new choose-your-own autobiography. 'Twas fun to film. Check it: http://t.co/3QAFpQk5jX
Couldn't be more excited that Michael C. Hall will be the new @HedwigOnBway 10/16-1/4! Great choice! See him or punch yourself in the face.